BGT - Craig Harper

FullScript

Hello

Hi Simon

What's your name?

I'm Craig Harper

Alright and how old are you Craig?

I'm 30 plus of that

Alright got that and erm why are you here?

Simon im here because i want to win Britains Got Talent, i wanna show people what i can do and

hopefully you guys would enjoy it as well

Okay

So what i would like to do is *Gibberish* to boyzone , remember boyzone? Their making a come back but

this is the last song they perform, oh cheers on!

So i'm just gona ask the audience how many members were there in boyzone?

5

And how many of them did any singing? 2 , who was the two? Ronan Keating and? (Stephen Gately) But what

were the 3 doing at the back? So when i'm here, i want to be Stephen Gately. When i'm here i want to be

Ronan Keating and i'll just something abit at the back, so we'll start as the 3 at the back

Stephen Gately! No matter what they tell us, No matter what they do, No matter what they teach us, What

we believe is true

Ronana Keating! No matter what they call us,However they attack (baby), No matter where they take us ,

We'll find our own way back, I can't deny what I believe, I can't be what I'm not , (I know I know)

I know I'll love forever ,(i know) I know, no matter what

Some of the crowd are on their feet!

Thank you!

Amanda

Well i thought you were marvelous, i thought you were.. *gibberish* and you're so lovely with it!

it's great, i just want to know what else you can do, straight away i want

It's all sorts ,i can do stand ups too, Tom Johns *gibberish* um i can do a little bit of Pierce

Should'nt done that

I was gona be quite complimentary but uh (sorry) and i actually prefer you to the real boyzone

I thought it was a absolute terrific act , really good and you know Craig, gota tell you the reason

People like you don't get a shot is it its too much what i call London snoppery, it's simple as that

let me give you one bit of advice, you got come out next time if you make it through look like abit more

of a star but great act! (thank you)

okay moment of truth, Pierce?

Yes

Amanda

Yes

Craig, 3 yeses

WEll done! well done

I liked him

I really liked him

I'm really pleased for you well done

absolutely, I can't wait to see my kids now

one step closer to the more variety

Kampaitube's Review

(This is the Seventh and last video of the "Got talent week")

The video and audio quality? Very satisfying! :)

Finally! We're putting up something lighter and just a plain good laugh for you guys as the last video of "Got Talent" week. We decided that all that impressive and good stuff are good (don't get us wrong) but KT is made for the best variety of videos!

Craig Harper! I really like his humorous style of impersonation towards Boyzone and although what he said about them may be sad.. but it's actually true. Among all the impersonation, his best was of course Ronan Keating and the worst - Pierce! Right at the end when Amanda asked what he could do :P ( that made Pierce really "pissed" LOL!) Oh and his laugh at 1:06 is really creepy! :P



"SpiritmanProductions" (click image above) posted up this video and Craig was the one performing. Sadly, We couldn't get anything extras on him except of another Craig Harper that works as a speaker that motivates other people on living life :(


What we believe is true!






Kampaitube's Rating : 7/10 - This is the funniest.

BGT - Gin

FullScript

Comes to audition is able to bring their families for support, that is next contestant

But she does have her best friend by her side,6 year old Gin

What you stand on dog acts?

What i stand on dog acts?

Mm..

On the tail normally, but im very *gibberish* on that

My name is Kate Nicholas, I'm 16 from *gibberish*. My ex canine freestyle and this is

Gin.

16 year old Kate has a very special bond with her *gibberish* Gin

Me and Gin spend most of the time with each of it just like my best friend to me

As if i wouldn't have Gin , I wouldn't have a life.

As if she's the one to be there permanently with me

Can you introduce the both of you please?

I'm Kate Nicholas and this is Gin

And what does Gin do?

We canine freestyle

Okay..

Canine freestyle? We don't see alot of that going on anymore

Okay off you go

Okay, Amanda

Well I'm absolutely speechless, he is ,he is the most talented animal *gibberish*

I've ever seen ever

Sit ,sit

It was absolutely genius, his a little genius well done

Pierce

I think we have to consider the prospect of a non human possibly winning Britain Got

Talent

Katty, all my life I've searched for another Lassi, and you know what? I think we

found him , Pierce yes or no?

It's a yes

Amanda

100% yes

Gin, 3 yeses, you're through the next round

Yes come here!

He was amazing!

Well done Gin, you're a star!

Really my favourite so far

It was absolutely incredible! I've never seen anything like that before in my life.

I mean his better than Rin tin tin.

Genuinely got chance of winning

It got more personality than Rin tin tin.

I think we'll love it.

Kampaitube Review

(This is the Sixth video of the "Got talent week")

The video quality is decent but sadly the audio quality is really soft, boost the volume up guys!

It's amazing! I mean really, how often can you see a dog owner perform tricks with their pets together? Usually you'll see just the dog listening to commands of tricks but Kate was performing along with the dog! Though i must say that first; it was still lacking a little more of variety in the act because most of the time, I kinda felt the dog was just spinning round and round, second she is definitely at a very dangerous level of social life. "As if i wouldn't have Gin , I wouldn't have a life." that line is really really not too healthy! :S

Bad points aside, The impressive acts from Gin would be her ( the judges didn't know it was a female) walking sideways with only two legs at 1:48, the nice walk through legs right after that at 1:54 and the spinning back to back at 2:34. Gin was so good that Simon commented at the end of the video that Gin is even better than the legendary dog "Rin tin tin"!


"myPurpleParlour" posted up this video and Kate with Gin were the one performing. If you are a dog lover or someone that was totally blew away by her amazing performance, click Here for more info on them!


Gin and Vodka :P






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.

BGT - Flawless

FullScript

Dont speak too soon as the next act in are SO confident they'll impress, they call themselves

flawless

We're flawless

Flawless are a group of friends from North London, they've been performing together for 4 years

We rehearse everyday even Valentine's day, Yeah serious that's true

Come on fellas, Let's get you on

We love dancing this is like our dream

To perform infront of the queen would just be absolutely amazing like out of this world

it's now or never

With their friends and family in the four thousand strong audience, the group are hoping to give

a flawless performance

Okay, thank you. Alright who are you?

Flawless

Flawless?

Quiet, okay and you're a dance act?

Yeah we're dance act

Okay, how long you've been together?

We've been together for four years now

Four years? Tell me what's the ambition here

Chase the dream of the competition

He got alot of lines this kid

I like that, alright listen this is your chance, your opportunity, good luck

Thank you

Okay Pierce?

It was utterly utterly electrifying, electrifying

It was jaw droppingly outstanding performance. I mean, Just breath taking, i could not take my

eyes off you and i didn't want it to end, it's brilliant.

You know i always believe that we in this country have talent and no where where we are in the

world right now its a horrible tough tie, it is particularly the young people right now but you are

example of being group of people of great friends and the example you just show which is with

the focus with the commitment with the confidence with the hard work you can achieve

something, this is one of the best things i've ever seen in my life. really, really. However, still a

matter of judging to go through, Pierce yes or no?

Yes

Without any doubts in my hands, yes

You didn't get 3 yeses, you got four thousand, well done

That was sensational

I mean it was literally incredible

You said you were flawless, you didn't tell me amazing

Who ever got to follow up, i feel sorry for them

Kampaitube's Review

(This is the Fifth video of the "Got talent week")

Sadly, Youtube is being a prick and we're forced to take from metacafe, the video quality is much worse than Youtube's quality. Click here if you would like to view in a more clearer visual. Well, at least the audio quality is fine.

Flawless? Well i would say almost! There were still room for improvements but they were so minor that your "WOW-ed" eyes wouldn't even catch it. They needed a little work on their synchronization and a little bit more of creativity and they'll literally be flawless :)

OKAY bad points aside! IT WAS AMAZING! I was totally blown away by their choreography and sleek style, their outfit matched their style of dance and look at their creativity in the choreography! First to note is the insane synchronized blackflips at 1:44, The running on backs like matrix style at 2:06, The madness of jump SPLIT! at 2:43 and lastly the headstand right from the groud without hands at 2:57 ( This was the MOST wicked one of all)



As mentioned above, we can't give credit to the YouTube account. Also, besides information that Flawless has been together for 4 years now, we can't obtain any other valuable information on their background or profile. They just got famous with this video so you've gotta wait awhile more before any juicy information on them comes about!


Perfection :)






Kampaitube's Rating : 8.5/10 - Roxxorloops.

BGT - Shaheen

FullScript

A boy from Swansea, he hopes the judges will keep his dream of being a singer very much alive

How are you?

What's your name?

I'm Shaheen

Hi Shaheen

My name's Jafargholi, just turned 12 last week, i live in swansea with my mom with my cat and i'm going

to sing today.

Shaheen is here with his single mom Karen which is also his biggest fan. They both hope that the sing

he prepared will blow the judges away. Well I'm singing valerie by Amy winehouse, just singing it cause

it's one of my favourite songs to sing. I sing it in different family ocassions for like weddings and

parties and different things, my grandad really loves the song so when i *gibberish* it makes him happy

so it's a big day for you today, this could be the big break! (exactly) the first day of the rest of

your life.

So let's see if this little boy can make his and mom's dreams come true.

Hello

My name is Shaheen Jafargholi

Okay what are you going to sing?

I'm going to sing Valerie by Amy winehouse.

Okay good luck.

Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water.

And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I Paint A Picture.

You got this really wrong.

What do you sing apart from that?

Who's lovin you by Michael Jackson

you wanna give that a go?

okay


Wheeeeeeen I had you (had you)
I treated you baaaaaaad and wrong my dear
And girl since, since you went away

Don't you know I sit around
With my head hanging down
And I wonder who's lovin' you


All my life, all my life baby yeah I've been lost to you only
Come on & take it girl
Come on & take it, because....
I,I,I,I,I wonder

And I wonder who's lovin' you
lovin' you

wow okay Simon

uh. this is now one song which can change your life and this maybe the start of something special for

you young man.

Pierce

Shaheen wow you have just shown whales has got talent

doesnt happen very often but i get the goosebump test, i got it with Paul potts,i got it with george

sampson and i got it with you

Pierce yes or no

it's a definite yes from me

oh it's a no brainer yes

shaking

i know im shaking really nervous

Shaheen you just got 3 very large yeses

love it love it!

well done that was AMAZING!

what does it feel like the end when everbody stood up the 3 judges were on their feet

it was amazing i can never make anyone do that

cant describe it words cant describe it, it was really good

so little shaheen has send everyone home with a moment to remember

Kampaitube's Review


(This is the Fourth video of the "Got talent week")

The video quality was good and the audio quality? Awesome ;)

Okay today i'm going to present a different POV of this video, we all know how awesome this boy is. He totally blew all of us away with his super impressive skills! So besides that, the question everyone will ask in this video is, why did Simon stopped Shaheen from singing his first song? Was it because he didn't like Amy winehouse? How did he know about Shaheen's other option of song to sing?

If you have been watching AGT/BGT often, you'll noticed that the judges usually don't know that the contestants has more than a performance or song to sing unless the contestants reveals so. So could this be a set up? It's all scripted behind the scenes? Here are a few points you might wanna consider in this video, when Shaheen entered and went on stage, Amanda said Hi and he immediately replied "Hi my name is Shaheen Jafargholi". Why did he answer that when the judges haven't ask for his name yet? In every other video the judge will ask a series set of question and the contestant will answer accordingly but Shaheen seems to might have got too nervous and forgot the "practice" they had before the actual show!

To keep it short, here are the few other points i'll just point out shortly and judge it for yourself :P

-When Shaheen started singing Valerie by Amy winehouse, instead of shocked and impressed, Simon's face looks extremely nervous and unsure ( 1:29)

-After Simon stopped Shaheen and said "You got this really wrong", Pierce immediately reacted with a smack on his face ( 1:45)

-See the vast difference of reaction when Shaheen started singing with a powerful blow of Who's lovin you by Michael Jackson, between Simon's reaction and Amanda's (2:17-2:19)

-Simon seems to be nodding away in full of agreement and "approval" (2:42)

-Noticed that split second when Simon stood to applause and pointed at him as if saying "NOW You got it right!" Simon has never done that before (2:44-2:45 might wanna repeat this second over to catch it / you can get a better glimpse at 5:45)

-Is it me or what? but has Simon ever commented so horribly on something he thought it was superbly impressive? It's as if he already knew and his commenting "what else can i say?"

-Noticed how Amanda commented instead?



The uploader disabled the embed option from YouTube, so once more, we had to resolve to metacafe. Also, Shaheen just became very popular only recently through this video, so we can only provide you this Q&A session with him :(


Who's lovin you :)







Kampaitube's Rating : 8.5/10 - Roxxorloops.

AGT - Britney spears

FullScript

(This is the Third video of the "Got talent week" read at KT feed for more info)


As our 3 judges arrive to the backstage entrance, see aside our 4th judge the toughest audience in

America is taking their seats. But the round front there's another star pulling up. She maybe well

Known already but she is just as keen to impress the judges. This is her chance after the comeback so

Thanks alot.

Okay what is your name?

My name is Derrick Barry

Derrick?

Derrick?

Derrick!?

WOO

Yes.

I think i'm in love now tell me Derrick (yes) what do you do for a living?

I impersonate pop princess Britney Spears

Derrick darling how old are you?

I'm 24 years old

you just do your thing

Alright

Baby, can't you see?
I'm calling a guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm fallin'

Too high, can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

I'm gona hand this over to David

Yeah great

Derrick uh.. are you a guy? (yes 100%) you know

David his name is derrick (IM just uh..i know but..)

It could be a bold derrick ( how many woman you know called derrick david)

You know uh I..I..I I'm questioning my sexuality here oh my *** you're hot! (he wants you!)

But yeah..you're the wrong sex

Um....Derrick uh i actually think that you're very alike Britney spears..a complete nutter train wreck

Thank you, thank you

Derrick darling take no heart from his saying (thank you Sharon) he got tunnel vision here, now he

Doesn't see the big picture like I do and you shocked me, you're brilliant (catergory in a million

years)

I.I..I I'm honestly in shock i think derrick is sensational here.

You know this show is so whacked that i'm gonna say yes.

Have you lost your mind?

This is phenomenal! you're going to Vegas!

See you in Las vegas

SO britney wow-ed!

Kampaitube's Review

(This is the third video of "Got Talent Week")

The video's quality is decent but the audio was horrible! We had to almost tune up our volume to maximum in order to hear :(

I dont' know about your reaction but my stomach is kinda feeling odd. But oh well, it's just me, i have something personal with trans :P Shocked would be the general reaction towards this video, no one thought "she" was a guy until he mentioned his is name "Derrick". Poor David even had to question his sexuality :P

Thumbs up with the fact that he managed to impersonate Britney so closely, with the way the fan blew his hair in the air ( 1:51), his EYES! Just look at them and the body is really really slim ( slimmer than Britney infact :P ), just kidding , take no offence Britney fans!



"dustball3010" (click image above) posted up this video but Derrick is obviously the one performing. If you really like his performance and would like to catch him live, here is his webpage.


Toxicated :)






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - Awesomelicious.

BGT - Susan boyle

FullScript

hello there!

hello there!

how are you doing?

I'm good how about you?

My name is Susan boyle, i'm nearly 48 and i'm still quite good looking and i'm going to sing for you

on Britains got talent today

Are you nervous?

Yeah sure

Well i, that's not surprising

The thing i love most is my cat called pebbles! *gibberish ( the accent is SO hard to catch!)*

Have you done this for many years?

since i was 12

since you were 12?

I always wanted to perform to a large audience, im gona make that audience *gibberish*

Alright, what's your name darlie?

My name is Susan boyle

okay uh Susan, where you're from?

I'm from white ( gibberish) west lothian

that's a big town

It's just sort of collection of is a collection of uh..villagers, *gibberish*

and how old are you Susan?

I'm 47 and that's just one side of it!

Okay what's the dream?

I'm trained to be a professional singer

and why hasn't it work out so far Susan?

I'm not been given a chance before but here is where it all get changed!

Okay and who would like to be successful as?

Elaine paige

What are you going to sing tonight?

I'd like to sing I dreamed a dream from Les miserables

okay..big song

Yeah?

yeah

Lyrics for I dreamed a dream from Les miserable :

I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
When hope was high and life, worth living.
I dreamed that love would never die,
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid,
And dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paid,
No song unsung, no wine, untasted.

But the tigers come at night,
With their voices soft as thunder,
As they tear your hope apart,
And they turn your dream to shame.

He slept a summer by my side,
He filled my days with endless wonder...
He took my childhood in his stride,
But he was gone when autumn came!

And still I dream he'll come to me,
That we will live the years together,
But there are dreams that cannot be,
And there are storms we cannot weather!

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living,
So different now from what it seemed...
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed...

Oi!

Hello?

Hey! come back here!

Go back go back!

Alright Thank you very much er susan, Pierce

Without a doubt, that was the biggest surprise i ever had in 3 years on the show. When you stood there

with that cheeky grin and said i i wanna be like Elaine paige everyone was laughing at you, no one is

laughing now that was stunning, an incredible performance. Amazing, im really from shocked!

I am so thrilled because I know that everybody was against you, I honestly think that we were all being

cynical and it was the biggest wake up call ever and i'll just want to say that it's a complete

privilege *gibberish*

I knew the minute you walked out (OH SIMON) on that stage that we were gona hear something extraordinary

and i was right.

Talk alot of touch.

Susan you are a little tiger aren't you?

No i don't know about that

You are, okay moment of truth pierce. yes or no?

The biggest yes i have ever given to anybody

Amanda?

Yes, definitely

Susan boyle, you can go back to your village with your head held high, its three yeses.

wow i think you enjoy that just a little!

well yeah

What a voice

Incredible

congratulation!

Oh my ***, Oh my ***

how do you feel?

bloody fantastic!

This is the biggest yes he ever given on the show in three series

yeah

Oh my ***!

Mind blowing

Most extraordinary shock we ever had

So emotional, unbelievable emotional, fantastic

Kampaitube's Review

(This is the Second video of the "Got talent week")

The video quality was rather bad but the audio is fine :)

THE ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS THIS S-U-S-A-N B-O-Y-L-E now, oh sorry about the caps but she is THAT loud! Our jaws literally dropped when we see her views soaring from the first day it was posted of 20k, but today, after almost 2 weeks it's already 33 MILLION! That is JIMP's views but only less than 2 weeks! Even reposted videos of her's were a few millions views in all over of Youtube.

So what's all THAT big deal? Well the unheard and unknown Susan became a world phenomenon when she totally blew away the judges as seen on the video, her song made so many people cried because they were so touched by her amazing angelic voice! And who could've guessed that she has all that talent hidden with her playful and cheeky being? Today K-tube will officially announced that for a soul to not know SUSAN BOYLE is to be charged with the biggest crime! ( okay it's a little too exaggerated :P )




Apparently YouTube, we believe, has taken away all embed options from any AGT or BGT so we had no choice but to resolve to MetaCafe for that option. However, you can find her in her official fanpage. Susan is not only a big news in Youtube but also in newspapers articles, shows like King Larry and she is even going to appear at Oprah's show!


I dreamed a dream :)






Kampaitube's Rating : 8.5/10 - FuzzyWuzzy.

BGT - Signature

FullScript

All next up *gibberish* his got a secret weapon up his sleeve, which he hopes is gonna guarantee a place in the next round.

His a trainee lawyer by day but by night he transforms into Michael Jackson. Meet Suleman.

Hello what's your name?

"Suleman."

I don't think the judges have seen an act like mine before, it's a complete surprise. I really believe

they would love it. With this particular act i am having today, there will be Michael Jackson, they're

Gonna be a lot of moon walking but there will be a twist and you'll never know they're they're never

Michael Jackson's fan before they might turn into a Michael Jackson fan, that'll be really great.

Can you win Britain got talent?

I'd like to think so, absolutely, i'd like to think so. That's the hardest hardest stage for me, i'm

really nervous but we'll see what happens.

This is the show i've been working for it, i really hope the judges can see that.

Hi, my name is Suleman.

I hope i can make my dream come true because this is it.

Do you do whatever you're doing professionally or you have another job?

No im a trainee lawyer uh i've been doing this..

Yeah i'm guilty, no i've been doing this when i was a kid i've been doing it um..in the evenings and the

Weekends..

Okay well here it is, off you go

Thank you very much

Hit it.

What is he doing?

Hello? Get off?

Woah woah It's kicking off man!

I was gonna pull him back there wasn't i? (Yeah!)

look at the audience, look at the audience

Love it!

We weren't expecting that, Okay Amanda.

I am just absolutely dumbstruck that was bloody brilliant, that is absolutely what the show is looking for and you can win it!

Pierce

We're looking for this kinda where it's really unexpected, it's full of surprises, its incredibly entertaining the crowd loved it! brilliant!

Now we know what the surprise is what are you gona do the next next round?

We carry on surprising you.

Good answer! good answer.

So there is more than Michael jackson thing and you with the beard?

Yeah absolutely yes

Pierce yes or no?

Definitely yes, great act

Amanda?

I'm just gona say , yes

Guys 3 yeses ( LOL )

Wow

Hello.

well done! I wasn't expecting any of that!

Kampaitube's Review

(This is the First video of the "Got talent week")

The video's and audio's quality were all decent! :)

Yup! meet Suleman, the supposedly world's number one Michael Jackson tribute artist! Just like the judges, when I first watched this video i wasn't expecting any of that at all. But to not know that the Sikh ( the man with the turban) was part of the act, it was a little too obvious scripted up or how on earth did he even passed the security? But it was fun to see their pretended reaction :P

When Suleman was dancing alone, the only part that got me "Wow" was the part when he slides around exactly like Michael Jackson at 1:40, that drove the crowd crazy too! When his dance partner came in, that of course was the main act of the show and it really pulled off well :) I never knew Indian Michael Jackson can be this good! But then again they have a little flaws around and need to improve on some space of dancing movements. His partner was left hanging there for a few seconds at the end of the song while watching Suleman in order to end synchronized.



Suleman (click image above) has actually got an Official stamp from Michael Jackson himself and even the Jackson family. In BGT 2008, he has a total of 19million views! His other video which is worth looking out for would be the Semifinal's of BGT 2008. He was the runner up of BGT 2008 as Signature instead of his actual name.


Indian MJ! :P





Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.