If i were a girl

Lyrics

If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!

Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.

KampaiTube's Review

The video quality of this video was rather upsetting, its actually below average but thank God we can still watch the content without stressing our eyes too hard. The audio quality was actually good though ;)

We were really impressed with the production level of this music video cause it didn't sound corny but infact, very professional.

We would say that this parody version of ''Beyonce - If i were a boy'' was a brilliant one! the melody was only slightly improvised and he changed the whole genre into punk rock. The lyrics is really funny (do take note of the 'PEN15' :P)cause it shows the childishness of what a teenage guy would do if he were to be a girl. Yet on the other hand, Beyonce's version of being a 'boy' is that a guy gets it all and easy going while being totally ignorant of how the love partner feels, really a good parody.




"Davedays'' is also famous with his other parody's "Miley Cyrus - 7 things" and he did many other parody version of other artist like "Alicia keys" and Tad's "Chocolate rain". Apparently he even did alot of other stuffs related to any popular stuff in Youtube too. Btw if you really like his music alot, you can download it at www.davedays.com.





KampaiTube's Rating : 8/10 - The Scary Movie.

Serious Baby

KampaiTube's Review

This is actually a home video so we couldn't expect much out from both video and audio quality, but its definitely good enough to watch ;)

This baby is the bomb! when we've watched quite a number of the cute and funny videos of babies, amongst many of them, this one really caught our attention. The fact that it's just a little baby, either the baby mimicked some show or the baby's parents, the baby really did a great job! I mean, look at how the baby tries to focus before the baby starts making the face, the baby calms down, giggles a little and *serious face* and right after that, the baby cracks up and starts laughing too , aww :)

The author is unknown but the person who uploaded this video is "roqcity'', thanks so much for sharing this video with us! oh and some claimed that this is actually from AFV too ( american funniest videos) from the comment box, who knows ;)





KampaiTube's Rating : 7.5/10- this is the funniest.

Jizz In My Pants - JIMP

FullScript

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I

Jizz in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit?"
And I

Jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I

Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

Jizz in my pants

When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I

Jizzed... in... my pants

Jizzed... in... my pants

Ok seriously you guys can we... ok?...

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I

Jizz... in... my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz... in... my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

Justin's appearance : 0:16, 0:29 (if you get this one, you're sharp), 0:51, 0:53, 1:04, 1:11(the most obvious one!), 1:28, 1:56, 2:03, 2:13, 2:22 ( he even sang along lol).

KampaiTube's Review

The video quality is rather decent but definitely needs some improvement because its slightly pixelated however the audio is excellent. :)

When we first watched the video, it looked promising at the start but it was also confusing because the singing was rather fast. Nevertheless, the joke instantly sets in when the chorus hits, showing the 'ridiculousness' and 'retardation' of how one can actually achieve orgasm in such circumstances as shown in the video. It got funnier when they hit orgasm with even ridiculous circumstances like 'When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense'' and ''I just ate a grape''. To top it off, every jizz facial expression was 'spectacular' :P

Btw, i don't blame you if got the music ringing in your head because it IS catchy, the beat is good and the lyrics was well written.

The video was produced in such high standards like the settings they used, lighting, angling, etc. and the most impressive part was that they managed to get Justin Timberlake to help act out in some of the scenes, go FIND him! ;) the answer is in the script.




''Thelonelyisland'' success came with this video, going skyhigh with its views, achieving 33million in just 3months! that's 10million a month! no video has ever achieved this record and its going on strong. Although we didn't really find their other videos amusing but it wasn't all that bad either.





KampaiTube's Rating : 8.5/10 - This is Jeff Dunham.

Signs

KampaiTube's Review

As the title states it, "Signs", there isn't any scripting to do! :D

Okay, jokes aside, the background music fitted the visuals really well along with the flow of the plot. It also convinced us to watch on the entire 12 minutes video ;) The visual quality is decent, not too clear, not too blur, sufficient for us to go along the video.

"Signs" was a very meaningful title as Jason and Stacey communicated through their own "signs" and it all depicted their personality and characteristics. It gave us the unusual way of how people around the world would actually meet up and get to know each other through writings on an A4 paper.

The flow of the video was fascinating as well. Jason's routine of work reflects on many individuals around the world and how he's going through them on the a daily basis alone really made life gloomy and lonely. Meeting Stacey really made a turn on his life. :)

The heartwarming effect really kicked in when he managed to find Stacey whom he assume that he can never meet again.




"Steveymcdonald" is the uploader of the video but the director of the video is "Patrick Hughes" from Australia. You may want to stop by at his site to check out his other videos as well. ;)





KampaiTube's Rating : 7/10 - Aww.

The Dark Knight - Joker Spoof

FullScript

Batman : Why you want to kill me? *Gibberishly*

Joker : I,you.. you mind uh, saying that one more time?

Batman : Why you wanna kill me? *Gibberishly*

Joker : Wha..what um?

Batman : Why you wanna kill me? *Gibberishly*

Batman : I SAID WHY YOU WANNA KILL ME?? *Gibberishly*

Joker : Um.. owh..kay. Umm, I, i..uh, I don't know if it's me but,I uh, I can't understand what you're saying.

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : Nope, still, still uh, still just guttural sounds to my ears.

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : Okay, um, we're..we're also having some player comunnication. I um, I'm not picking up words?

Batman : *Gibberish*

Batman : WHERE IS SHE? *Gibberish*

Joker : Oh kay. Not gonna help, the hitting.

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : Look, I..I can't, I don't even know if that was question or..or a declare of a statement.

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : I'm not joking, I..I really can't understand anything you're saying,NOTHING!

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : Have you, have you been to the doctor lately? cause I think you might have a very severe case of throat cancer.

Batman : I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER! *Gibberishly*

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : There's nothing in english language that sounds like that.

Batman : WHERE IS SHE? *Gibberishly*

Joker : Oh God ..

Batman : WHERE IS SHE? *Gibberishly*

Joker : I really, I really like to answer your questions! I JUST, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : You are not speaking anything any human can understand. Am I crazy here? Okay, I know i'm crazy but I know, I can't understand anything that you're saying so why don't, you just sound it out! c'mon! th-,ter- ..

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : Annunciate, annun-

Joker : Annunciate, you know what that means? It's not, it has got nothing to do with physical contact.

Batman : WHERE IS SHE? *Gibberishly*

Joker : How do you even communicate with anybody!?

Batman : WHERE IS SHE? *Gibberishly*

Joker : I can't.. there's no words coming out of his mouth, am I right? There's no-
Joker : There is fist coming out.

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : *Gibberish* Do you see what it sounds like!?

Batman : *Gibberish*

Joker : Just tell if it's a noun or verb just gimme, give me something to work with here, write down on a piece of paper,I don't, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!

KampaiTube's Review

The video's quality is acceptable but the audio is definitely good, we didn't have to increase the volume and the script is clearly heard. ;)

Among the many spoofs we've watched on Batman, we found this the best and most comedic one due to the infamous speech of Batman. Besides having a mask over his face, Batman wanted to disguise better by having his voice rough and sometimes to a point where some audience cant even decipher some words that he's saying. So it wasn't difficult for us to catch the joke as soon as we watch joker in this video, having a really hard time understanding his speech. Furthermore , the punching from batman is showing another 'spoof' where joker's the calm one, and batman on the other hand is the barbaric one.

And another impressive part on this video? He acted in both characters, except for the punching which was by his friend, Robert.




"Monkeyandapple'' has several other videos but by far, the only video worth watching for besides this one is the continuation of the interrogation named "Joker interrogation Spoof Outtakes". Apparently, his hiring actors to shoot in this year so if you're interested, do notify him :)





KampaiTube's Rating : 7.5/10 - The Epic Movie.

Urban Hack Attack - Episode 1

KampaiTube's Review

The opening of the video is amusing as they are meddling with many electric sockets but it got rather draggy during the running scene. Almost got us to switch to some other video as it was dark and blur. Only the music got us a little more interested in what they're up to since the title mentioned "Urban Hack Attack".

Patience did pay off as the ending was really amusing. :)

The argument whether they really did pull it off or whether the ending was an animation was not the point because either way, it was a really fascinating effort because even if it's a fake and it's done by CG(computer graphics), the fact that they blend the video so well, it looked so real. If it was a real deal, it's amazing how they surpassed security and managed to hack into the system and program out the game on the building.

The title did mention that this is the 1st episode but until today there's no news for the 2nd episode. Only a rickroll video was shown at the list. :(




The person who uploaded the video, "WeLeftTheBuilding" profile states that they're from Germany so we believe that the video was also shot there.

The ending was really interesting too as they state, "We'll hit on your building next!". We'll see how's the 2nd episode going to turn out.




KampaiTube's Rating : 6.5/10 - A mule sing.

Pablo Francisco - Previewman

FullScript

Then i went to sneak to the movies, to watch movies.

Oh you like that? Oh, *gibberish*. Thank you very much.

Went to movies, went to saw Spider-Man but you know, you know i go to movies for one
reason, you know, I go for the previews, the previews are the best. Have you heard of
the previews guy,

"Are you ready, one man, one decision, one desire."

Do you know the voice who play a guy does that?

How many people hears this voice on the planet?

"Are you ready for the action, the desire."

That's the only thing you know, I met the guy in real life he really talks like that.

He was like, "Hi Pablo, nice to meet you."

"My name is Don." It's like holy shuuk-

And there was like a little kid with him too,

"Helo daddy, how are you, *gibberish*"

"Go to your room, go to your room."

Really think about it's the only thing that guy could do for a living, you know, he could be like
a mechanic or anything,

"Hey how much for that the transmission?"

"An arm and a leg."

"All right then, We'll go to midas. Let's go to the midas right now."

You know now he'll always think uh,anything else about that but the there's one thing
I like about the movie previews guy he can do anything, he can just be,

"Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves, they knew too much."

"We know too much."

"They went too far."

"We went too far. He said we went too far."

He can take any topic regardless of what it is and make it cool with that voice and it'll be

"In a city, you must fight to survive, he sold tortillas on a corner and the mob wanted him."

"I don't know what this guy is but i want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

"He had one chance and his chance was to fight back."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"Listen to me, these are my tortillas and i'm not going to let them come near"

"We've got to get out of here, they're trying to kill you, get out, let go of me,ahh,ahh,ahh."

"Double the action,triple the excitement."

"GET DOWN!"

"More of the excitement."

"GET DOWN AGAIN!"

"They didn't know who he was."

"Mi hirto, who are those men who came here, what do they want?"

"Listen to me, you have to keep your head down, they are trying to take my tortil-."

"One man."

"One desire."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger this summer is,"

"NOOOO!"

"Little Tortilla Boy."

Thank you very much everybody.

KampaiTube's Review

The overall video and audio quality is decent as most of the content has no difficulty in deciphering them. We had to increase the volume of our speakers as he spoke really fast and sometimes gibberish. :(

The opening of the video immediately allowed us to understand that it's about a stand up comedian and it's a famous one too, comfortably allowing us to adjust our mood to have a good laugh over it.

Pablo Francisco blew us off over his humorous style and impressive impersonation of Don Lafontaine. Making examples of famous celebrities such as Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves and Arnold Schwarzenegger into movie previews which was recognizable to the world.

As a matter a fact, he did the movie previews really well, as if the actors are actually doing them! :D




Pablo Francisco made television appearances in MADtv, make me laugh, the Tonight Show With Jay Leno, VH1's ILL-ustrated, Mind of Mencia(as the Voiceover Dude), Frank TV, Vakna Med The Voice(Swedish TV) and Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal.

You may also check out his other videos in YouTube such as the "Ecstasy at Techno Club". However, do take note that some of his videos are also not as entertaining.

The person who uploaded this video is "pioterr". Thanks, we appreciate it! ;)




KampaiTube rate this video 8/10 - This is Jeff Dunham.