Pixar Short Film - Burn E 2008

KampaiTube's Review

The video quality is rather bad and the audio was really awful! :( We really had to tune up the volume so much that it almost reached maximum to actually hear the audio.

Yup Wall-E , we don't know if it's your favorite show or character but it's definitely a crime if you don't know this famous Pixar show. But instead of Wall-E, this time it's a side character of - "Burn-E"! The thing we love about Pixar is that they try to install each characters of theirs with a unique trait and Burn-E's trait was undoubtedly entertaining.

I know some of the scenes are familiar because it IS linked with the show like 0:22 , (especially this one) 3:32 and it's really funny to know how the innocent doings of Wall-E can make Burn-E's life this miserable :P Although obviously there are a lot of physique illogicality, but hey this is a show that was meant to be entertaining, not logical :)



"Neonelly7'' is the person who uploaded this video, thank you but obviously the people who made this video is from Pixar. Well for some of you who has already watched it, yes this short movie can be obtained ONLY if you buy the DVD or blu-ray of Wall-E, so for the most of us who watched this in the cinema, enjoy ;)



KampaiTube's Rating : 7/10 - This is the funniest.

Validation

FullScript

Bald guy : I'm here to get validated
Hugh : You..You are awesome
Bald guy : Excuse me?
Hugh : You have an amazing face, you've got powerful features man anyone ever tell you that?
Bald guy : No, No
Hugh : Then listen, you look a little down and it may seem like sometimes people don't understand you, but some day man, SOME day people are going to see you for what you really are
Bald guy : You..you really think so?
Hugh : Absolutely, You are great

Lady with sunglasses : Need a validation please
Hugh : You, You are great maam, you have amazing cheekbones
Lady with sunglasses : really?

Police 1 : Sir!
Police 2 : Yes?
Police 1 : We have a situation
Police 2 : Where?

Hugh : you have so much life experience that other dont appreciate that you know
Old lady : Bless you dear

Police 1 : They're not patronizing the shop, they're just coming here to see him!

Hugh : Sir you're in a great shape! You work out?

Police Chief : Not for long
Police Chief : Young man, we are running a business here not a social club
Hugh : That is a fantastic suit, it really flatters you
Police Chief : You..think so?

Hugh : You guys worked so hard, you are the backbone that keeps this place running!
Police 2 : I always felt like no one really appreciated us
Police Chief : Yeah i mean our jobs are so stressful it seems like, most of the times people don't see it
Hugh : NO, what you do is so important
Police CHief : You know i bet the boss would love to meet you

Hugh : You are great, you provide hundred of jobs, sustaining hundred of families, that's huge!
Boss : That's so good to hear, most of the time i feel people don't recognize that, i'm just a big bad man in hell
Hugh : Not at all, you give
Boss : You know some people would probably like to meet you

Hugh : Mr. president, no matter what people say about you, you still got a great golf swing
Bush : God bless you
Hugh : You do!

Hugh : You have a fantastic moustache, i bet look at you and get envious, I'm not kidding!
Osama : Thank you
Hugh : You're welcome!

News report : Hugh Newman a man who is changing the world with free parking and free compliments

Police : Your license is expired sir
Hugh : That is great at what you do, you are so thorough
police : Really? you think so?

News reporter : Hugh, what is your secret?
Hugh : I just love to see people smile!
News reporter : It seems like there is no one Hugh Newman cannot make smile

Victoria : Next!
Victoria : No one smiles in their driving license photo sir, its not allowed
Victoria : Next!
Victoria : Next!
Hugh : You are amazing, you are so efficient
Victoria : Next!
Hugh : Victoria..aw that's a beautiful name
victoria : Next!
Hugh : You take such good care of your equipment, anyone is lucky to have you
Victoria : We're closed sir
Hugh : Victoria, I just..want to see you smile
Victoria : Good night sir
Hugh : Where do i go for
Victoria : We don't validate sir

Victoria: Next!
Hugh : They match your eyes, sorta, Oh you have the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen
Victoria : Next..
Hugh : You eat healthy too, see you take good care of yourself, that's awesome
Hugh : See? You're even a great pet owner, you give her full hours of walk, most people wont take the time, but you care! oh you care
Hugh : Have you ever smiled?
Victoria : Yes
Hugh : When?
Victoria : When i was a little girl
Hugh : Aww, i bet you have a beautiful smile, what happened to it?
Victoria : Next!

Hugh : Look like anyone you know?
Victoria : Next!
Hugh : There's color and black and white
Victoria : Next!
Victoria : Next!
Hugh : I just wanted to see you smile
Victoria : I'm sorry
Victoria : Next!

Bald guy : I'm here to get validated please!
Hugh : You're..okay i guess
Bald guy : Okay? Did you say okay?
Hugh : Yeah you're fine..
Bald guy : Don't you have anything else to say?
Hugh : What's the point..

Guy : Hey! excuse me! excuse me! Could you take our picture?
Guy : Thanks, really appreciated it
Girl : It's our first time here
Hugh : Smile
Hugh : That's not a real smile
Hugh : You guys love each other?
Hugh : You're on vacation travelling the world?
Hugh : God that's great, Wish i can travel the world with the one i love, wish i can have someone take our picture and really smile
Hugh : You guys have every reason to smile!
Hugh : You're gorgeous!
Hugh : You are prime of your lives! and you guys..are great!
Hugh : Hold it right there, Now That! its a smile..
Hugh : One more one more right there
Hugh : Aw that's it! one more one more
Hugh : Beautiful Beautiful! Look at each other
Hugh : Aw fantastic couple

Hugh : What do you love most about your wife?
Husband : Erm, she accepts me, despite knowing

Hugh : Where did you meet?
Girl : Laundry duty
Hugh : Aw , serve your country at the love of your lives, you guys are awesome
Hugh : Beautiful beautiful
Girl : THank you so much
Hugh : Okay bye
Guy : Excuse me, you get the most sincere smile out of people i've ever seen, you wanna make some extra money? Shooting stuff like this?

Hugh : Friendly folks, sorry to interrupt, you're a beautiful couple
Hugh : You're models?
Guy 1 : No
Hugh : Would you like to be?

Hugh : You have two the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen
Lady on wheelchair : Excuse me?
Hugh : Your eyes, their gorgeous! And your dress matches your eyes, its perfect! May I?
Lady on wheelchair : Okay
Hugh : What do you love most on the world?
Lady on wheelchair : My daughter, she has the most wonderful smile

Hugh : Hello, I'm here to attend some cleaning, Hugh Newman?
Receptionist : Hello Hugh, can you just keep the driver's license over there?
Hugh : Sure
Receptionist : Thank you

Hugh : Hey
Guy 2 : hey
Hugh : How did you..You're..Smiling! But..she..did you

Shabbly guy : NEXT!
Hugh : Excuse me sir, er where's Victoria?
Shabbly guy : She don't work here, she's fired!
Shabbly guy : NEXT!
Hugh : Fired? Why?!
Shabbly guy : She was smiling, look at this, she DID this, look at that girl smiling, look a that! those pictures SUCK! they're not suppose to smile!
Hugh : Where is she?

Victoria : You are awesome, you're gona have so much fun on this trip, the stories you're gona tell people when you get back will be amazing
Lady : I can't wait, I've always wanted to see Paris
Hugh : I don't understand, I tried everything, what happened?
Victoria : When i was a little girl, my mother got very sick and she stayed that way
Victoria : And over the years she got so sad that she forgot how to smile
Victoria : And seeing her like that I couldn't smile either, and i didn't ..for years
Victoria : But then one day , a young man came up to her and told her how beautiful she was, so beautiful that you wanted to take her picture
Victoria : He made her smile and suddenly after all those years she got better
Victoria : I knew it was you , I looked everywhere for you, but i couldn't find you anywhere
Victoria : I went to every garage in town , I paid every ticket they had but i couldn't find you
Hugh : You paid for parking for me?
Victoria : Yes, because you..are great
Victoria : You.. are amazing
Hugh : No one has ever said that about me before

KampaiTube's Review

Amazing isin't it? You just feel like smiling right now, yup that's how impressive and powerful this video was! Never thought that complimenting someone else can feel this great :) The video and audio was good!

Bold and daring, this is the first thing we thought when we first watched it. This was suppose to be a heartwarming, smiling video but why is everything black and white? Usually those are the elements of gloomy and darkness, but this video challenged it and took it from its own perspective. The idea of this film was delivered well but maybe some might find it a little hard to catch up like the part when a girl shouted ' Next' at 4:02 after the group danced, it got us confused for awhile too.

They even include humor as well when Hugh met Bush and even Saddam to make them smile :P but this also got us thinking, being unappreciated can be this draining and down. Nope, i'm not talking about the people Hugh complimented but rather Hugh himself! Look at what he said at the last part of the last dialogue of the show ''No one has ever said that about me before''. Why? because people usually take, but never give, so have you been giving? ;)



The person who produced this was also acting in the show itself as the main character, Hugh Newman. His actual name is 'T.J Thyne'. This video even won an award for the "Best Live Action Short Film" at 2007! If you wanna know more about this video's background, click here! :)





KampaiTube's Rating : 8/10 - FuzzyWuzzy.

Alphacat feat Lisa Lavie - Dead wrong ( spoof Dead and gone)

Lyrics

uh hey let me get it to you right quick,
uh not on a presidential tip, uh but on a real tip,
have you ever felt the weight of the future of a country on your shoulders?
uh no? oh wait that is a presidential tip, nevermind.

Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on(cus' on)
to try and make this country strong (try' song)
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong.

Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on(cus' on)
to try and make this country strong (try' song)
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong. oh yeah-ee-yeah

I wish I could snap my fingers and right wrongs
But even snapping like T-Pain won't send our problems home
I'm here to work, some people smirk
say i ain't ready, man that hurts!
Look, I didn't for so long campaign
To play you like a game of spades
Before I hit first 50 days, harsh criticisms all up in my face

Get out my face, out my face!
Rush Limbaugh swear he wanna debate
now people wait, to see us face
They're hopin that i take the bait
but i see clearly through his game as clear as HD camera frame
I'm commander in Cheif so let's be clear,
Debating? Man, that SO last year!

I've got real issues on my plate
like hmmh,i dunno, the country's FATE!
There's a lot at stake, a lot it'll take
to gain and maintain the country's faith
People now call me the media king
cause cameras are always pointed at me
but i wanna focus on other thigns, like a remedy for the economy

But i ain't stressed, I'll get this locked
I'll iron it out like wrinkled socks
I'll wowrk it out like tension knots
Wait a sec..who irons SOCKS!?
So leave me alone just like Chris Crocker,
I'm a get this poppin' like Orville Redenbacher
But seriously,I inherited it all
So many things are so dead wrong


Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on(cus' on)
to try and make this country strong (try' song)
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong.

Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on(cus' on)
to try and make this country strong (try' song)
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong.oh yeah-ee-yeah

I ain't never been scared
I knew the tasks ahead were huge, but I stay calm
Although i juggle more responsibilities than Octo-Mom
But no one knwos just how things go
You work so hard to make things flow
But everyone's attention goes on one time you make one bad joke

And then all their attention goes on how you grey and how it shows
on your wife's arms in sleeveless clothes
Get over it, that's how we roll!
This is how I'll break it down on how some people treat me now
It's like I'm on American Idol on everyone is Simon Cowell

I'm always judged depending how the Dow is either up or down
But it just jumped 500 points, so tell me how you like me now
People now call me the media king
cause cameras are always pointed at me
but i wanna focus on other thigns, like a remedy for the economy

But i ain't stressed, I'll get this locked
I'll iron it out like wrinkled socks
I'll wowrk it out like tension knots
Wait a sec..who irons SOCKS!?
So leave me alone just like Chris Crocker,
I'm a get this poppin' like Orville Redenbacher
But seriously,I inherited it all
So many things are so dead wrong

Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on(cus' on)
to try and make this country strong (try' song)
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong.


Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on(cus' on)
to try and make this country strong (try' song)
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong.oh yeah-ee-yeah

I turn my head to the left, they say I'm too close to the right
So i turn my head to the north, pray that we can all unite
Now here's the part of the song, that get's intense and hype!

I turn my head to the left, they say I'm too close to the right
So i turn my head to the north, pray that we can all unite
Now here's the part of the song, that get's intense and hype!

Oh,(hey) i've got a lot of things to focus on
to try and make this country strong
but so many things are wrong, dead wrong.Oh yeaa-ee

Uh im not actually barack obama,(wooooo)
but how about if you hear me. ( woooo)

KampaiTube's Review

There's a HD version of this video but it won't be able to be displayed here due to the width of the video but regarding the audio, it's loud and clear ;) Alphacat also did a good job on putting in the subtitles to sing along easily or to understand the song.

Wow, "Alphacat" or Iman Crosson(Real Name) has definitely grown here. Ever since his famous spoof of 'Ti's - Whatever you' fetching 10 million views, almost any spoof video he makes now will have the viral effect :)
And this time he even got Lisa Lavie to feat with him! Amazing!

We like how they both got along together in this music and even though some might comment that they didn't like the twist that Lisa made towards the chorus, we thought it was actually good! The lyrics was well done as it expressed Barack's feelings and they even cracked jokes like ' Wait, who iron socks?!' or even about Chris crocker :P



Alphacat has came a long way before he became famous, check his old videos, it's really lame and no one really cares. But i guess someone must have told him, you look like the President, Barack Obama, and he sure did the right thing! :) He was even claimed as the best Barack impersonator in Madtv and SNL. Articles were also written about him from LA times, Ny mag, Andrew Sullivan, Politician inaction.com and many others, and oh he hopes to see Barack himself!





KampaiTube's Rating : 8/10 - This is Scary Movie.

Windows XP/98 Music

KampaiTube's Review

As a music video, the audio is crystal clear. The visual is sufficient to tell that this person is using some audio editing program to compose this wonderful piece music. We'll be able to tell that anyways by the end of the video.

As mentioned by the author, ONLY sounds from windows XP and 98 are used to compose this piece! Sure took a whole load of effort to slowly distinct what "sound" he wants to use and slowly make a great flow to the entire piece.

However, a piece like this can only amuse someone once, or at the most twice, we believe. It'll become rather repetitive after a while, so don't try not to spoil your impression of it by watching it too many times!



"Something Unreal" is his nick in YouTube account and he chose not to reveal his real name. He's from United Kingdom, that's as much as we can find out about his biography. His video has been shown at "Forward - The Viral Video Award"(interfilm Berlin), so that's really impressive stuff there. ;)

You may download his song here, we obtain the link from his page.





KampaiTube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.

Flight of the Conchords - Jenny

FullScript

Bret : Thank you, thank you.
Jemaine : erm, we're flight of the conchords,eh.
Bret : that's right, yup.
Jemaine : This is Bret and I'm Jemaine.
Bret : We're from New Zealand and um..
Jemaine : It's really exciting to be..um, here, in um America..
Bret : Um, we're actually very popular back in New Zealand.

*Music plays*

Bret : Hello.

Jemaine : Hi.

Bret : Hello man sitting in the park.

Jemaine : I just said hi, woman in the park.

Bret : How you doin'?

Jemaine : Mmm..good thanks.

Bret : Your looking good.

Jemaine : Pardon?

Bret : I said you're looking good.

Jemaine : Fair enough.

Bret : Jenny.

Jemaine : Pardon?

Bret : Jenny.

Jemaine : No I am sorry I think you've mistaken me for somebody else

Bret : No it's me, I'm jenny, my name is Jenny.

Jemaine : Oh You're..oh. Ha ha ha ha.. I thought.. oh.. what a hilarious misunderstanding.
Nice to meet you Jenny.

Bret : We've met before - quite a few times actually.

Jemaine : Yes of course we have. I meant it was nice to meet you that time that I met you. Where was it that we met that time that I met you when I met you?

Bret : At a party.

Jemaine : That's right! Wasn't it one of those boring work parties?

Bret : No.

Jemaine : That's why I said wasn't it. It was the party of a mutual friend. - Was it? - Wasn't it? - Was it? - Wasn't it?

Bret : Yes it was.

Jemaine : Yeah, I thought so. Oh..Bobby's.

Bret : No.

Jemaine : Doug's?

Bret : No.

Jemaine : D-dog's?

Bret : No.

Jemaine : Maxwell's?

Bret : No

Jemaine : Andy's?

Bret : Yes Andy's.

Jemaine : Yeah Andy's party, ooh that's right. Ooh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn't he Jenny?

Bret : Yeah, I love Andy's parties!

Jemaine : I love Andy's parties. What crazy parties. How is that guy anyway?

Bret : She's good.

Jemaine : Ooh that's right, Andy hates it when I forget that.

Bret : We watched a movie.

Jemaine : Yeah..it was something like but not necessarily Schindler's List. We watched it and we wept.

Bret : It was Police Academy 4. We went for a walk

Jemaine : On our feet if I remember correctly.

Bret : We walked to the top of the hill and we ate sandwiches.

Jemaine : Oh, We'd just grab a sandwich and put it in our mouths. Oh, that's the only way to have sandwiches. Oh Jenny, tell me do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?

Bret : Still walk a lot but I am not eating as many sandwiches as back then.

Jemaine : Uh..

Bret : Do you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill?

Jemaine : Kind of.

Bret : We were standing at the look out.

Jemaine : Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the look out. We just looked out.. across the city from our little spot on the hilltop. Oh, It is so pretty from way up there. We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars seemed like reflections of the stars that shined out so pretty and bright, that night.

Bret : It was daytime.

Jemaine : The daytime of the night.

Bret : Do you remember what you said to me?

Jemaine : Not word for word actually Jenny, but I remember there was some verbs.

Bret : Well you said meet me here in one year. You just needed some time to clear your head, and you seem to have done that.

Jemaine : La la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Bret : We have a child.

Jemaine : Pardon?

Bret : We have a child.

Jemaine : Why didn't you tell me, Jenny? Why didn't you tell me that day when we went to the top of the hill and we made sweet, oh how we made such sweet, sweet sandwiches. Does it have my eyes, my way with words? Does it look like me at all?

Bret : No, not at all 'cause we adopted him. I can`t believe you don't remember, it was a very difficult process!

Jemaine : Oh..uh, oh..are you sure that was me Jenny?

Bret : Yes I am pretty sure that it was you, John.

Jemaine : I'm Brian

Bret : Oh my god! I`m so sorry!

Jemaine : Don't worry.

Bret : Now that's terrible.

Jemaine : Oh, don't worry.

Bret : Oh, how embarrassing!

Jemaine : Don't worry Jenny, I'm actually quite relieved. That kind of thing just happens all the time, I just got one of those faces I suppose.

Bret : So does John, ha, he's got one of those faces as well..

Bret and Jemaine : *awkward laugher*

KampaiTube's Review

The video quality is decent, but we have to say that the audio is horribly soft that we had to boost up the volume really high! But say hi to the famous FOTC ( flight of the conchords) ;)

Out of their many videos we chose to feature this particular one because we thought that this video's humor was way mainstream and general compared to the others. They just sat there, strum their guitar and immediately play the scene, it was really easy to catch up!

It's amazing how they portrayed their character so well, their intonation of being agitated, hesitating or their facial expression especially, when 'brian' always guessed the wrong answers. It cracks us up when he acted totally confident about the 'look out' part (4:30) only to be told that it was day time...LOL! and they ended it all up with a great hillarious misunderstanding :)



''Asianscion'' uploaded the video but their actual profile is at the picture above (click it), their names are Jemaine Clement (with the spectacles) and Bret Mckenzie. The site, "what the folk" is actually done by fans, but it's very established and updated, compared to their dead "official" website. They had a radio series ( BBC) and even a television series (HBO) which is only very recent.





KampaiTube's Rating : 7.5/10 - This is the funniest.

Kiwi!

KampaiTube's Review

The audio has no problems, likewise with the visual. I'm sure we all can tell it's a kiwi in this short animation!

We chose to feature this short animation, not because of the staggering 22 million views it has but rather what this short animation has to offer to us.

As we know, kiwis can't fly. Yet that doesn't mean all kiwis want to fly. It's impossible to fly anyways, why bother? This unique character in this short animation showed us that even through the effort, dedication and death, it's willing to do whatever it takes to achieve its dream - to fly.

The kiwi's character appealed to us as it shows natural characteristics as well as being amicable. ;)



"Madyeti47" is his virtual name but his real name is "Dony", the person who created this short animation. We linked his biography to the YouTube profile but you may see his own website here. He did this for his Master Thesis Animation while he was at the School of Visual Arts, MFA Computer Art, in New York City. This short animation was created with Maya, After Effects, and rigged using The Setup Machine by Anzovin studios.

We all can relate to this kiwi, someway or another. How much you're willing to go for your dream? ;)





KampaiTube's Rating : 7.5/10 - It hurts.

Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol

KampaiTube's Review

This is a video from Bulgarian idol so the video and audio quality was definitely on a professional level ;) Say hi to the next 'William Hung' sensation, the Ken Lee girl! (Her real name is Valentina Hassan)

No she's not a Chinese, "Ken Lee" is actually the song title she sang which is "Cant live without you" by Mariah Carey as shown in the video. It's really funny to see how this lady here insist that her song is "Ken Lee" when one of the judges already corrected her. She even claimed she sang the whole song in English when there is barely an English word in the entire song! ( besides Mariah appearing :P ) and just look how that lady judge tried to hold back her laughter so hard! :O

Maybe you might want to ask how can she sing the song THIS bad? Well apparently she sang the whole song based on her own hearing through the music itself! 'Tulibu dibu douchoo' really cracked us up like anything! This video got so famous that even Mariah was interviewed about it :O



''Denomk" who uploaded this video claimed this video the 'video of the year', do we think so? nah :P





KampaiTube's Rating : 7/10 - This is the funniest.