Dear faithful viewers.

KampaiTube crew would like to announce that we'll no longer be active like how we used to be as things didn't turn the way we expected it to be for this project. Bigger things are coming ahead for us and is demanding serious attention on it.

We will still post up whenever we feel like it (hopefully it'll be often!) and we'll see how it goes from there. Who knows, we might actually open a .com for this website someday :)


For those who are new to KampaiTube,

KT Feed
touches mainly on YouTube celebrities with their latest uploaded videos and some details of their profile.

KT Sub-Featured is a section where we post up videos which don't qualify to be Featured but still have that Kampai factor to be watched. :P

Featured videos is where we display you videos of different genres everyday. We write down the scripts/lyrics as well as a review of why is it featured.

Oh and yes, there is still no archive for both feed and sub-featured videos. The reason? We want you guys to come back daily to not miss the action! ;)

Interested to Advertise? Drop us an e-mail at Kampaitube@gmail.com









"CommunityChannel" uploaded her latest video two days back, titled "hand gestures".





lol she can be quite hilarious. :P One thing to take note though, she's really active as a YouTube celebrity, kudos to that Nat! <3






Twilight : New Moon Official Trailer.






It hit 1 million views the first day it was uploaded. Insane!

Spread the word! :)



07/06/2009
KampaiTube Crew










Dan Dunn








Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality are decent, but the video is a little pixelated.

This guy comes through the crowd, walks up the stage, waited for the music for awhile, painted two strokes and bow down with full of sarcasm! I immediately knew that this artist is not going to expect us to just watch him paint and true enough he painted through with showmanship :)

Amazing isin't it? Not only the colours were well picked, he actually painted the picture totally upside down! that takes a hell lots of amazing skill to actually paint it that way :O By far with alot of impressive painting videos, this one almost crossed the line of "Taking too long to see the result" standard, thank God it finished just in time for me to not get bored yet :)



"ratgell" (click image above) posted up this video and Dan dunn is the person painting. The person he just painted is Ray Charles. If you're interested more about his art work, click here :)






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.






Wazzup










Hello

Yo what's up?

Nothing B, just watching a game, having a bud what bout you?

Nothing watching game having a bud

True, true

Wazzupp

Wazzup

Yo who's that?

Yo! go pick up the phone!

Hello

Wazzuuuup

WAzzzuppp

zupppp

Yo where's Dukey?

YO Dukey!

Yo

Wazzuupp

Wazzupp

zzupp

zupp

zup haha

Ha-ha

Hold on

Hello

Wazzuppp

ah-heh-heh

zzupp

Aaahh

Aahhh

So what's up B?

Watching a game having a bud

True, true

Hello

What's up B?

Nothing, lost my home, looking for a job, what's up with you?

Still in Iraq watching my A**

True true

Yo who's that?

Hold on a second, Yo pick up the phone!

YO forget the phone, I need pain killers, you got any pain killers?

JUST PICK UP THE PHONE!

Hello

Wazzuppp

WAzzuuu-Aaahhh

WAzz-ueehh

Where's Dukey?

Hey yo DUKEY!

Pick up the phone!

Dukey, pick up the phone!

AAAAhhhhhhhhhh

Waazzuppp

AAAAHHH

Zueehhh

Hello

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ZUPPP

*Cries*

AAHH

zueehh

*Dying*

So what's up B?

Change, that's what's up, Change



Kampaitube's Review

The video quality was bad but the audio quality is just fine, we picked this because the original video and the parody was together.

Budweiser is really famous for their advertisements, and this "Wazzup" had a unique element on it's own, the closeness of buddies and the universal term of 'wazzup'. There were quite an amount of parodies made on this video but nothing beats this one :)

8 years later (2008) crisis hits and they're showing people who are severely affected by this huge financial crisis. Which guy cracks me up the most? The guy who's outside the apartment that's caught in the storm! Among all exaggerations made in their crisis, his was spectacularly randomly exaggeratedly funny! :P



"ctap" (click image above) posted up this video but unforunately, the people behind the parody is not known :(


True, true



KampaiTube's Rating : 8/10 - The Scary Movie.



Try to do










Bruises - Chairlift

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I fell on you, yeah, everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands for you
But everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for you.

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do handstands for you
Everytime I fell on you, yeah, everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands for you but everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for you-ooh-ooh-ooh

For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
So black and blue-ooh-ooh-ooh
For you-ooh-ooh-ooh.

I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruising knees
But frozen things they all unfreeze and now I taste like....
All those frozen strawberries I used to chill your bruising knees,
Hot July ain't good to me
I'm pink and black and blue for you.

I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue

Got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue for you-ooh-ooh-ooh

For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
So black and blue-ooh-ooh-ooh
For you-ooh-ooh-ooh

Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo


Kampaitube's Review

The video quality is really bad but the audio quality is just fine :)

Although it may have started out a little slow,shaky and we're not really sure where is this video heading to, yet at the same time we have the urge to find out what is it really about, don't you? ;) And here we are watching Mama squirrel teaching little squirrel how to jump! How often do we see that in our lives? I only watched it in cartoons :P

Then people around who have been watching it for a very long time decided to help, so here's the argument that people had in the youtube commentary section, should they have help? Because it's by nature's course for them to learn on their own without external help, but anyhow, that's beside the point of this video, it's such a heartwarming to watch them "trying to do"! :)



"agamos1118" (click image above) posted and recorded this video at his campus.






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - My Heart Melts.



Charlie the Unicorn










Hey Charlie hey Charlie wake up

Yeah Charlie you little sleepy head wake up

Ugh, oh *** you guys, this better be pretty freaking important, is the matter on fire?

No Charlie, we found a magic candy mount'n, candy mount'n Charlie

Yeah Charlie, we're going to candy mount'n come with us Charlie

Yeah Charlie, it will be an adventure, we're going on an adventure Charlie

Yeah candy mount'n right? i'm just gona go back to sleep now

Nooo, Charlie you have to come with us to candy mount'n

Yeah Charlie candy mount'n , it's a land of sweets and joy and joyness

please stop bouncing on me

candy mount'n Charlie

Yeah candy mount'n

Alright fine I'll go with you to candy mount'n

La la la, La la la, la la la la La la

Guys enough with the singing already

Our first stop is over there already Charlie

Oh *** what is that?

It's a Leoperadon Charlie

Magical Leoperadon, it's gona guide our way to candy mount'n

Alright guys, you do know there isin't actual candy mount'n right?

Shun the non believer , shun , shhhhhhunnn-na

Yeah

It is spoken , it told us the way

It didn't say anything

It's just over this bridge Charlie

This magical bridge of hope and wonder

Does anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we should'nt be on this thing

Charlie, Chaarlieee, Charlieeee, Char

I'm right here, what do you want?

We're on a bridge Charlie

We're here

Well what do you know? There is actually a candy mount'n

candy mount'n candy mount'n , fill me with sweets sugary goodness

Go inside the candy mount'n cave Charlie

Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave

Magical wonders will behold if you enter

Yeah uh, thanks but no thanks, I'm gonna stay out of it

But you have to enter into the candy mount'n candy cave Charlie

Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you will find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the Mecca of love the candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it’s a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave the imagination runs so free
so now Charlie will you please go into the cave.

Alright fine, I'll go into the freaking candy cave, this better be good

Goodbye Charlie

Yeah goodbye Charlie

Goodbye what? Hey! what's going on here? Hello? Who is that?

ouh, what happened? Oh they took my freaking kidney!


Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality are decent :)

Right! I'm guessing your reaction would be either laughing like mad or you'll be thinking that you've wasted 3 minutes of your life, watching pure retardation. I beg to differ though, we've seen a lot of people try getting fame by acting retarded on videos on youtube, among all of them, Charlie the unicorn did best in that sort of "retardation" category - it was retardedly funny!

2 unicorns that says everything that is magical and said Charlie 24 times where Charlie is the sane one that's totally annoyed by them. Random things like a "Leoperadon" appears and weird alphabets with eyes sings a song. All these at least had some sort of character in them that makes the video hilarious. You love or hate it? Charlie the unicorn :P



"gswanson17" (click image above) posted this video and the video was produced by Jason Steele. If you really like his video, do watch Charlie the unicorn 2 and Charlie the unicord 3, they're just as good :) If you're interested more about him and his work, click here!


They took my freaking kidney!






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - This is Jeff Dunham.

Feet guitar







Day after day I'm more confused
Yet I look for the light
Through the pourin' rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
And I'm feeling the strain
Ain't it a shame

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
[repeat]

Beginning to think that I'm wasting time
I don't understand the things I do
The world outside looks so unkind
Now I'm counting on you
To carry me through

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
[repeat]

And when my mind is free
You know a melody can move me
And when I'm feeling blue
The guitar's coming through to soothe me

Thanks for the joy that you're given me
I want you to know I believe in your song
Your rythm and rhyme and harmony
You've helped me along
Makin' me strong

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
[repeat]
Na, na, now won't ya
Won't ya take, oh ha ..take me




Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality is below decent since it's recorded from a cam recorder :(

This is, absolutely something very different from what we see, not only as a street performer or heck even with professional guitar players we see on stage and tv! This is truly impressive!

Have you tried learning the guitar? For guitarists themselves, they'll know how tough is it to play with their fingers already, what more with toes :) Of course everything comes with practie, but handicaps are always having life way tougher so this guy here deserves the extra credit :)


"dhyrenz" posted this video up and according to a commentator named "YeshuaRising", He said that this guitarist here is a Mark Goffeney and he has a band named "Big Toe".



Drift away






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.

Ping Pong!





Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality are below average. =(

But! This is really something very hilarious and impressive :) I'm sure we have watched many professionals play ping pong at a very breath taking and impressive level, yet I'm sure we have never watched something this creative and "Impressive".

The black ninjas were well covered at first, but due to the stage setting, the cover was blown and there we see their 'trick' of seeing ping pong players doing the impossible :P Besides the ninjas, moving the entire 'stage' to enable us to see at different angles with their 'matrix' style is definitely two thumbs up :)



"gqcaarlo" (click image above) posted this up and this video is from a famous Japanese game show.






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - This is the funniest.




99 Balloons










Dear Eliot, right now you're 2 months from being born

We just found out Trisomy 18, also called as edward syndrome

Doctor tells that you won't make it to birth

Your mum and I are praying against that , we're praying for healing

We're praying nothing less than a miracle

You're our first child and the day of your birth couldn't come soon

Dear Eliot, you're born today weighing 6 pounds

You're already a miracle to us , your mum is doing well and it looks like we'll be hanging out

at the hospital a little long

Dear Eliot, today is the day you turn 11 days old , we're so proud of you , today we're celebrating

your 11th birthday, infact we do that everyday at 4.59 , the time you're born

Dear Eliot, we've been home for a week now that's why you don't see the nurses anymore . It's

great to have you home. Today we will pack up everything and take our baby our for a coffee

Dear Eliot, I don't know if you noticed but you're connected to some tubes . The doctor said we

have to keep this aid so you can have oxygen to breath .

You're also fed through a feeding tube, we feed you every 3 hours and it takes an hour and a half

to do it.

We love learning how to best take care of you , we love it.

Lots of people e-mail, call and send cards on your behalf. You're well loved. It's 11 at night right

now and my feeding shift has just begun.

Mum is asleep and the best part of my day has begun. My shift ends around 4:45 am when your

mum takes over. She cherishes her morning with her boy.

Today you turned 1 month old. I didn't know if i get to see it.

To top of the day , 20 friends show up the door for a true suprise birthday party for you.

They sang, brought balloons and a birthday cake, it was beautiful.

At 2 am this morning your feeding tube came out. We've been warned that this may happen

eventually . We quickly realize we did not have a stethoscope which is necessary to replace the

tube.

Since our neighbour is a nurse, I went over and knock on her door at 2.30 am. They found a

stethoscope and your mum went to it . After much wrestling praying and your tears, your tube

was down and you're able to *gibberish*

Just so you know your mum is my hero

Dear Eliot, you know weight 7 pounds 3 ounces. You're growing and your food has been bumped

up because of your good appetite. You continue to find new ways to steal our hearts.

Dear Eliot, today is 2 months of your life. Your mum and I are so thankful to know you.

We know your face , your noises, we know the bed time massage, your favourite day of your

activity.

You finally learn how to suck your thumb by yourself , because of "asjfa" you're born with clip

fist and being able to do this is quite difficult . Way to go son.

Dear Eliot, we celebrate your birthday everyday with a picture. Lately we've tried to get a little

more creative.

Dear Eliot, I realize you can get fresh aid with your tube and frequent congestion. Please note

That your mum and I are doing everything we can to make you comfortable.

Dear Eliot, when we take your scales today weighing 8 pounds 14 ounces was quite an

accomplishment, you also managed to grow a pretty decent mind.

Dear Eliot, we all get to go for a reunion to the hospital. I never seen your mum more happy

the joy she felt getting to show off her son can't be described with words.

Infact she compared to the way her mother was filled when her son becomes president

*gibberish* husband would develop secure for cancer.

The logic of medicine say you shouldn't be alive. But you are, you're such a fighter.

Dear Eliot, you've now passed the 3 month bond, you've also got the first chordless picture

taken today.

No feeding tube, oxygen or stickers. This is no small accomplishment. We got it done.

Haven't we told you lately, that we're so proud of you?

Dear Eliot, today you went to be with Jesus

An under developed lung , a heart with a hole in it and the DNA that placed faulty information

to each and every cell to your body could not stop God from revealing Himself to a child who

never uttered a word.

Not appropriate, not a great presentation , not a best selling book. But a 6 pounds boy who

tries to be *gibberish*. God found great pleasure to take a lowly thing of the eyes of the world

and show truth.

At your funeral we release 99 balloons.

Each balloon representing a day of your life. How beautiful it was to watch. How quickly they

were gone.

And so today we celebrate, Eliot you are well and although we miss you more that we could

express we're only separate by the time left we have on earth, see you soon son, Mum and dad.


Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality are decent :)

The video started out with showing pictures of the baby's room, explaining the baby's condition. To think of babies with such conditions, they don't normally survive from birth or even a day or two. But this parents made a very touching and moving video of a very short journey of this baby, Eliot.

As picture and videos move on in this video with the father narrating words, It really make us feel so much for Eliot :( How often do we see parents working this hard to pray that this child will make it through, with a condition of an under developed lungs, a hole in the heart and DNA that placed faulty information to each and every cell of Eliot's body?



"IgniterMedia" (Click image above) posted up this video but they did not mention the parent's name anywhere who made the video. Ignitermedia post up videos based on Christianity, so if you're interested, then do drop by :)


99 balloons






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - It bleeds.