Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain

Lyrics

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

Kampaitube's Review

The audio and video quality are okay :)

Wow, chocolate rain, even the chorus sounds exactly the same as the chorus, and it's sang a total 38 times "chocolate rain". The lyrics may have contain very thought provoking and issues of the world today, but it's surely not pleasant at all to watch a boy there singing the exact same melody 38 times over!

And guess what? It fetched up to a total 36million views with just that! We as KT have to say it's totally over rated! Though I'm really disappointed with the viewers commenting on every other things about him, (especially about his race) but not about what the song means. Sigh.



"TayZonday" (click image above) posted this up and also sang in the video. To be honest, you have to really like his voice to like his music, or it's seriously hard to enjoy his music. His other songs are okay and we don't recommend any of it unless like i just mentioned, you really like his voice! But if you wanna watch a parody of this video, there is a good one by DD (Davedays), click here to watch it!


Chocolate Rain.






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Ha!

Black button

FullScript

Ah, Mr Robert

Who the hell are you?

About non-Christian Mr Robert which we will address in due course, but for now let us focus on the

task at hand

What are you talking about? What am i doing here?

You're here to make a choice Mr Robert at it's own

Aha, I'm sorry I don't know who you are or where I am, I was on my way to work and

Then now you're here. Your choice is a simple one , If you make the right one well , you will leave

here more than you can possible imagine.

What choice? What are you talking about?

Mr Robert infront of you is a button. Should you choose to push that button someone, someone

in this world will die

What kind of a sick joke is this?

You didn't let me finish Mr.Robert , if you choose to push that button , I will give you 10 million

dollars inside this briefcase

This is ridiculous, I'm leaving

You'll find the door is locked

You do not know who you're dealing with

Jeffrey Roberts. A 14 remnant court. Trouble sleepin, job wavering, debts mounting

Who the hell you think you are?

A powerful man Robert. A man who can change your life , for the smaller cost of someone else's

My God

Oh His not yours Mr Robert

This can't be real

Oh I'll assure you, it's very real

Prove it

Oh let's take a look then shall we? 10 million dollars Mr Robert , All legal tend . Just think, what

that sort of money can achieve?

Well, what happens if I don't push it?

Well then , I'll give you the key to the door, you'll never see me or the 10 million dollars again

How i know pushing that button will kill me?

Well c'mon for the odds of 6 billion to one

It's giant huh? that is alot of people and people do die all the time right?

Precisely

I mean how many people die in car accidents this year?

Car accidents ! 14,764, 65, we digress, you're saying about accidents, they happen all the time

Yeah you know, wrong place, wrong time and the time is up

Eventually Mr Robert, everyone time is up

Alright if , If I push that button how will they die?

It would be some accident or some sort

How can i possibly trust you?

I'm trying to help you

Yeah come on just tell me . What is this really about? What is it for you?

Well Nothing exactly , you see my purpose is to try create a world to void weakness. Kindness,

Selflessness, mercy. These are all *gibberish* things,a weakness. I hold up the animal world

Mr Robert , the beast of the field show no mercy. You don't die of old age on the Serengeti, true

beauty is in self preservation.

You're an evil Son of a B*tch

Morality mortality , your musings is becoming tiresome , I'm considering withdrawing my offer

Ah Come on!

You have 13 seconds , If you haven't push the button by then , you can leave as penniless as you

came

I need more time to think!

You had enough time!

What if it's a little girl or something?

Irrelevant

I can't, I mean

One less person in this already over populated world

One person?

Just one!

No one will know?

Not a soul

God

Decide now! Think of your family! Feel the money , push it..push it. PUSH IT!

This is a trick isin't it?

Not at all Mr Roberts , the money is yours, here take what you own . There is, one thing I have

to tell you Mr Robert.

What?

Well you see Mr Roberts , you're already dead

That's impossible

Think Mr Robert , one minute you were driving and and another, you're here!

No..No

A rather nasty car accident I'm afraid. Since man is capable of possessing a soul. It's my job to

tempt him and *gibberish* with whatever mortal wise . I would encourage him to take a life of

another , evil can be saved , the good can be condemned in a trans wish. Think of me as God's

filter

What's gona happen to me?

You're going to hell Mr Roberts , Endless, Boundless Nothing

What about my family?

You had the key to salvation , you chose condemnation

Oh wait,Please

Goodbye Mr Roberts, Oh don't forget your briefcase , you're allowed to keep that

Tell me! who did i kill?

Oh , I wouldn't worry about that Mr Roberts

You're seeing him next

Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality are SUPERB! :D

I really liked how this film flowed, It was simple to catch on and It's very thought provoking.It started out immediately with a verse from the Bible, and I immediately caught on with the plot. A room with pure white light, just a man with a desk, and another for Mr Roberts to sit, thrown with a very..very tempting offer.

We're pretty sure you must be telling that guy to just take the key and walk off, but easier said than done. When we're in the deepest troubles in life, we all want a shortcut, don't we? If money isn't your problem, maybe you're alone and you need attention, hence you'll will be tempted with all the attention in the world.When Mr Roberts asked "People die in car accidents everyday", it's kinda easy to take people's life in that manner. After all, people dying in statistics never affect us because we're not attached to them and we couldn't care less, but when it's you or someone close to you, we regret it when we're part of the statistics :)



"DarkHeartProductions"(click image above) posted this up and also produced this video. This video won top six finalist in the Youtube awards 2007, the winner of Fitzroy Short Film Festival, Winner of DearCinemaFest Short Film Festival and many others. His other videos are only mediocre and not even close to this video's standard .. sadly. :(


Will you push the button? We wont :)






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - It Hurts.

Moosebutter - Star wars / a cappella tribute

Lyrics

[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind]
You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)

[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee]
Long time ago, far far away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie, kick a droid
Fly the falcon through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!

Come and help me, Obi-Wan
X-wing fighter and a blaster gun
Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun!
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!

[Super Han]
Get in there you big, furry oaf
I couldn't care less what you smell
I take orders from only me
Maybe you'd like it back in your cell
Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness

No one cares if you upset a droid
(nobody cares if you upset a droid)
That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket.
(nobody cares)
I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win
That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid.

[ET the DiscoTerrestrial]
Now we listen to Luke whining:
One more season... One more season... One more season... One more season...

I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters
Now I guess I'm going nowhere.
It just isn't fair.

[Jaws: the Wookiee]
Woooooookiee (repeat)

Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)

Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)

Princess Leia
Well I guess you don't know anything about women.

Who's your daddy? (repeat)

[Jurassic Darth]
Luke, I'm your father
(That's not true!)
It is useless to resist
(My hand!)
Come with me my son, We will rule
(I'll never join you!)
Search your feelings it is true

So you have a twin sister
Who Obi-Wan was wise to hide
(Is that Leia?)
If you will not turn
Then perhaps she will
Give in to your hate
You are mine

Long Long Long Time ago... Far Far Far Far Away

Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie
Kick a droid
Fly the falcon
Through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
(She's annoyed!)
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's true

Episode 3
Coming to you
In 2005

So Let's go
(go go go to the movies)
Stand in line
(buy buy buy me some popcorn)
Cause it's al-
(please I'd like extra butter)
most the time
(Join the dark side...)
May the Force be with you all
John Williams is the man

Kampaitube's Review

The video quality is slightly below average but the audio quality is superb! :)

Well if you're thinking the guy in the video is actually singing the song, nope, Moosebutter did. This guy in the video? - Corey Vidal. His actually working along with Moosebutter to produce videos such as this and many more to come, according to him.

The music is fantastic! Using all the famous movies OST(Original Sound Track) we all know since young while using Star wars lyrics for the humor content was a brilliant idea. :) I personally like the part at 2:54 when he's singing about princess Leia kissing her own brother Luke. (Disgusting at the same time :P ) The visual of the video was of course really entertaining to watch! Unlike most acappellas, this one had a good showmanship.



"ApprenticeA" (click image above) posted up this video and also the one who produced the video along with Moosebutter. Apparently his other video "4 minutes hip hop dance" had copyright issues with Warner Music Group because his dance was released before the actual video did.


Far Far Far Far Away..






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - Awesomelicious.

Spiders On Drugs

FullScript

The wood spider is the most accomplished among all web building species. Recently, scientists gave this tiny creatures a variety of psychopathic drug to observe their effects from web building. Whengiven a minute dose of *gibberish*, the spider's web took on an unfamiliar, minimal of structure.

When given caffeine, the web structure was not affected but the spider behavior was. Given THC,the active ingredient of marijuana, the spider didn't build the web. It build a hammock where it lay all day and watch the caffeine spider go. When given alcohol, the spider build the web, found a mate and raised over a hundred young, but the mate got a restraining order and now the spider can go within a hundred centimeter of the web.

The crack cocaine spider figure building web was for suckers waited for the caffeine spider was exhausted then came behind it and pop a cap behind it's *** . Nice web mr. crack spider , when winter came the marijuana spider had no place to live. It ended up in the crack web as the crack spider's B*tch. For more information on the crack spider's B*tch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in our log.

Kampaitube's Review

Both video and audio quality are satisfying :)

At first, you will be thinking "how is a documentary video is going to be funny?" And it did start out with a serious flute music background with that very standard narrator 'voice' narrating. Plus, it is about spiders! But the sarcasm and the joke was so obviously exaggerated after seeing the spider with the marijuana build a hammock to see the caffeine spider going high! :D

This video is really something different and refreshing of a joke idea, taking something serious with a dosage of sarcasm can actually be this funny! I personally liked the caffeine spider among the bunch, I just can't stand the exaggeration of the spider spinning wildly in circles so fast at the web! It's as if like he's saying "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" :P



"apeman888" (click image above) posted this up and hinterland who's who (HWW) didn't make this. Their actually a real organization that helps wildlife! Sadly the people behind this video is not mentioned anywhere :(


It build a hammock where it all day and watch the caffeine spider go :P






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - The Epic Movie.

Zack kim - Simpsons

Kampaitube's Review

Yay! I don't need to do any scripting or lyrics for this one :P The video quality is fine but the audio quality is on the softer side though :/

You must be wondering, is this guy actually playing the guitar? Can guitars be played like that? It's as if he was just playing some keyboard but here he is, playing with double guitars! Well yes, it's for real and it's a technique known as "free hands". It's something like what i just mentioned earlier, playing guitar like a keyboard. So what's so hard about that? Any pianist can do the same then. Well, nope. I'm a pianist myself and trust me, the requirements to understand of the guitar frets and keys are way complicated than to a piano!


This piece "The Simpsons - opening" was well played :) Zack even started with the "Warner Bros Company" theme! Needless to say, the most impressive part of the video was the amazing super sonic fingering at 0:59 ( okay maybe it's a little exaggerated but you get my point :P ) What the crap! the whole thing is just really impressive :)



"Zackkim" (click image above) posted this and also produced this. His other videos are only decent and his more famous one is Super Mario. We chose Simpsons over that is simply because he played Super Mario as if he was riding on some bullet train! :( If you wanna add him on myspace click here, if you wanna know more about him, here's his blog :)







Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.

Our time is up

FullScript

Good morning doctor Stern, i added some new plants

Yeah

Doctor Stern

Doctor Stern its Doctor Gardenswartz, we met at the conference last week, uh I'm newly licensed

then, i was wondering you might give me some insight today, how you handle your own patient

doctor relationship

Yes, well I'm very busy

Oh, of course i just though i could draw upon your expertise

All in due time hmm? Good day

Oh

Am i dating often? Yeah, lately I've been out with a different girl every night of the week. The

other thing is, I can't seem to form a connection with any of them .

You feel disconnected from them?

Exactly

Why do you think that is?

Because look at me, I'm a fat disgusting pig . I'm just glad I found a safer effective weight lost

techinque

You mean vomiting?

Yes

Say more about that

Alright, erm ordinarily I um, get attracted to such a beautiful woman but , in a fushia dress?

uuugghh..no thank you

Would you be attracted to her if she wore a different color?

ah, depends on the color

Depends on the color, interesting , why do you think that is?

Isin't it obvious? Soap removes the bacteria from other things, but what removes the bacteria

from the soap? I'll tell you, NOTHING!

And that's why you wash the soap?

And the

And the soap that washes the soap, but there's still nothing to wash that soap, is there? NO, I

don't think so

And how does that make you feel?

Terrible , I can't even look at them , Their awful , just freaky and awful

So you're frightened by the turtle? This seems to cause you a great deal of distress

Well not really, I mean she is sweet and gentle person , occasionally *gibberish*

She does this several times a week?

Exactly, see it's very little

You saying little?

Little or big , round or perky , panty lines or thong, no matter the butt I gotta grab it

So it's just getting arrested that you don't like?

That's the rub

That must be difficult for you

You damn right it's difficult for me , so last night I'm about to make love to this fine woman. And

she goes off and blows the damn candle , I'm telling you Doc , it's pitch black

Was your fear of the dark any lesser keep this time?

I damn dare crack my pants man , then i go running for the light that's coming from underneath

the door and bust my head open in the stereo

You seem frustrated

Look doc this been lots of sessions , is this therapy thing going to work?

All in due time

You've been saying that for the last two years

Doctor Stern

Doctor Stern, this is Doctor Williams

Doctor Williams , this is of my cat scan yes? Oh , I can't possibly come in this week to discuss I'm

swarmed. Well, there's something you need to tell me, perhaps you should tell me now we're

both doctors . I'm sorry i have 6 weeks till what?

I've been seeing a few girls , take last week tuesday it was Melissa , wednesday i was with Cindy

, Thursday i was with Joanna . I'm just not falling in love with any of them , I don't know . Maybe

I just need to date new girls

Oh sure

I'm sorry? Did you just tell me to

You can date every girl in this city it still won't make your peanus any bigger

What the hell that does suppose to mean?

Your obssessed when you know, why not, you have to compensate that personality somehow ,

Right? You never had a meaningful relationship , you chase woman half your age and desperate

attempt to compensate your low self esteem AND to counteract your deep brutal desire to lay

your mother. Which let's FACE it , if you ever actually did , you would probably leave her

unsatisfied as your so called god quest , hmm?

No no , there's more! There's so, SO much more

It's no big deal , It's just that ,I have dreams about having sex with dudes , I mean their just

dreams right?

That's right , their just dreams , Just a second "Hello, yeah yeah" It's homosexuality and it's for

you?

Beans *gibberish* Beans *gibberish* if you get any skinnier I'm going to throw up

So now with 3 night lights, that'll covers me to go out so

Better

No

That's okay, that's okay, That's okay , you're doing great , look at you , you're a rock

Right back at her?

Right back at her

Tell me that doesn't feel good

No

13, 14 ,15 time! Wanna go for 20?

Next category icons Liza, Babs and Liz taylor

Hold on just wait a second wait a second, hold on, go back to tweezing

That's why someday apes could take over the world , know what i mean?

Say more about that

Said some new things to me

Well if you want to discuss it some more

NO, no more discussing , thank you, you were right and I'm seeing a woman now, one woman.

You said to figure things out due time, you were right , you're a good man oh and the plant

I'm sorry , I didn't know I'm a little bit of freak

Not to worry

Okay, thanks doc

I'm down with one night light

Today i ate a whole chicken breast

She's been real nice lately

I saw four in that cartoon , you know the ninjas? and it was okay, Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you man

Thank you

Thank you

It's all good

Doctor Stern , Oh Doctor I was hoping to hear from you again and mind if put you on speaker?

Well i thought i try you again because i was hoping you might pass on with what you learn about

handling patients , I mean whatever would be convenient for you , Doctor Stern? er Doctor

Stern?

How's right now?

Kampaitube's Review

If you're wondering whether it's Hugo "Hurley" Reyes from Lost in the video(0:55), yes he is.

Both video and audio quality are superb! It's an Oscar nominated short anyway =)

This video was definitely sad and enlightening at the same time. The video started out with Doctor Stern, being a pure meanie and cold towards people. We can tell that his patients are obviously running out of patience due the way he treats them. He purposely drags the sessions week after week and the result is pretty much actually the same and all he will answer them is ''All in due time".

The Climax of the short came in right after the half, Doctor Stern took a turn of his life around, tried smoking and watching the television, he doesn't even sleep properly and of course, he finally gets brutally honest with his patients! :O We can see ourselves smiling when he really took the extra mile by helping his patients facing their problems with more than just words! Isn't it heartwarming to see the patients coming back to thank him? :)



"Robpearlstein"(click image above) uploaded this video and his also the producer of it, his other video "Matumbo Goldberg" is worth watching for it's short humor but be warned that it's a little vulgar. You can also get further info about this short "Our time is up" here!

Is our time up? we hope not! :D






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Fuzzywuzzy.

JamesatWar - Popstar ( Nickleback spoof)

Lyrics

I'm through with livin' in trailers with my pushy mom
I'm only nine and she makes me put make up on
So I'll grant her her wish and i won't stop till I'm on TV
(So tell me what you want)

I want a brand new nose and a cleft in my chin
and some breast implants I'll deny I put in
And a tea cup poodle that I'm always carryin' with me
(Yeah so what you need?)

I need a, good producer cause you know I can't sing
And a lawyer who can get me out of anything
Gona date Justin Timberlake to gain some credibility
(oo the rest done that)

I want my own perfume and a clothing line
It's all made in sweatshops but that's just fine
I'll give the child laborers a signed copy of my CD
(So how you gona do it?)

I'm gona re-establish the mouseketeers
Start my new life wearin' those Mickey ears

Cause we all just wanna be big pop stars
Start out innocent to get my fan base large
My listeners will be people in their tweens
and old perverts who can't wait till i turn 18

And my first hit will be a Disney song
but my good girl image won't last too long
My first album just had some innuendo
but by my third album I'll act like a full blown ho

Well..hey hey
I wanna be a pop star
Hey hey
I wanna be a pop star

I wanna be generic let the media lead me
Gona sing canned music that my label feeds me
Oversaturate the market till everyone is sick of me
(oh trust me it'll happen)

I'm gona dress myself without an ounce of class
Gona make the boys all drool and start at my glasses
Gona hang out with the laughing stock of society
(So how you gona do it?)

I'm gona lose all sense of decency
And sell out all of my integrity

Cause we all just wanna be big pop stars
Paparazzi getting pictures of my implant scars
I'll sleep through the days and party all night long
It's so hard to remember to put panties on

And my male fans will all be crushed
When those photos leak that haven't been airbrushed
I'll marry a loser who just wants my fame
And i'll divorce his sorry butt the very next day

Then i'll drop a hint that i'm a lesbian
Hoping that'll jump start my lame career again
I'll pose for magazines like FHM and Marie Claire
tell em bout how I'm a Christian in my underwear, well

Hey hey
i wanna be a pop star

I'm gona have some babies and then I'll neglect 'em
Hit my mid-life crisis when I'm 27
Make sure I'm drunk before I start to drive
Get caught lip syncing on Saturday Night Life

Well we all just wanna be big pop stars
Make abysmal movies and wreck fifteen cars
I'll check into rehab after hitting that tree
then i'll check out early but be back next week

And they'll finally put me behind bars
With a real short sentence since I am a star
The tabloids will tell 'em that I've lost my flair
When the pressure gets too much well I'll just shave my hair

But i'll work hard to get my life on track
and my fans will all start to accept me back
I'm back on top and sellin out my shows
until my ex releases our sex videos Well

Hey hey
I wanna be a pop star
Hey hey
I wanna be a pop star

Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality sure is a thumbs up for us! :)

What a good spoof I must say, this guy can really emulate Nickleback's voice! And the content is really really well written and funny :) He must have spent loads of time thinking through the words to pick before having the song produced. Although I must say that the video is horribly produced with himself randomly dressed as a girl, and a small boy singing "I wanna be a pop star" :S

I hope non of you KT viewers are offended by this video if your fav star is in that video, I'm sure we're all open enough for a joke :) (We all know that the entire video is not necessarily true) And I have to say that being a star definitely have a great responsibility. I'm sure everyone knows that being a star means it's really hard to keep your private life from the media :(



"JamesatWar"(click image above) posted up this video and also produced this video. His other videos aren't quite on par with this one, but we do recommend you watching this video of his "Bad grammar - The way I are ft.Hotforwords". Yes, Hotforwords, the girl that always shows boobies and has a russian accent, so here you go, watching her sing!







Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - The Epic Movie.