Good morning doctor Stern, i added some new plants
Yeah
Doctor Stern
Doctor Stern its Doctor Gardenswartz, we met at the conference last week, uh I'm newly licensed
then, i was wondering you might give me some insight today, how you handle your own patient
doctor relationship
Yes, well I'm very busy
Oh, of course i just though i could draw upon your expertise
All in due time hmm? Good day
Oh
Am i dating often? Yeah, lately I've been out with a different girl every night of the week. The
other thing is, I can't seem to form a connection with any of them .
You feel disconnected from them?
Exactly
Why do you think that is?
Because look at me, I'm a fat disgusting pig . I'm just glad I found a safer effective weight lost
techinque
You mean vomiting?
Yes
Say more about that
Alright, erm ordinarily I um, get attracted to such a beautiful woman but , in a fushia dress?
uuugghh..no thank you
Would you be attracted to her if she wore a different color?
ah, depends on the color
Depends on the color, interesting , why do you think that is?
Isin't it obvious? Soap removes the bacteria from other things, but what removes the bacteria
from the soap? I'll tell you, NOTHING!
And that's why you wash the soap?
And the
And the soap that washes the soap, but there's still nothing to wash that soap, is there? NO, I
don't think so
And how does that make you feel?
Terrible , I can't even look at them , Their awful , just freaky and awful
So you're frightened by the turtle? This seems to cause you a great deal of distress
Well not really, I mean she is sweet and gentle person , occasionally *gibberish*
She does this several times a week?
Exactly, see it's very little
You saying little?
Little or big , round or perky , panty lines or thong, no matter the butt I gotta grab it
So it's just getting arrested that you don't like?
That's the rub
That must be difficult for you
You damn right it's difficult for me , so last night I'm about to make love to this fine woman. And
she goes off and blows the damn candle , I'm telling you Doc , it's pitch black
Was your fear of the dark any lesser keep this time?
I damn dare crack my pants man , then i go running for the light that's coming from underneath
the door and bust my head open in the stereo
You seem frustrated
Look doc this been lots of sessions , is this therapy thing going to work?
All in due time
You've been saying that for the last two years
Doctor Stern
Doctor Stern, this is Doctor Williams
Doctor Williams , this is of my cat scan yes? Oh , I can't possibly come in this week to discuss I'm
swarmed. Well, there's something you need to tell me, perhaps you should tell me now we're
both doctors . I'm sorry i have 6 weeks till what?
I've been seeing a few girls , take last week tuesday it was Melissa , wednesday i was with Cindy
, Thursday i was with Joanna . I'm just not falling in love with any of them , I don't know . Maybe
I just need to date new girls
Oh sure
I'm sorry? Did you just tell me to
You can date every girl in this city it still won't make your peanus any bigger
What the hell that does suppose to mean?
Your obssessed when you know, why not, you have to compensate that personality somehow ,
Right? You never had a meaningful relationship , you chase woman half your age and desperate
attempt to compensate your low self esteem AND to counteract your deep brutal desire to lay
your mother. Which let's FACE it , if you ever actually did , you would probably leave her
unsatisfied as your so called god quest , hmm?
No no , there's more! There's so, SO much more
It's no big deal , It's just that ,I have dreams about having sex with dudes , I mean their just
dreams right?
That's right , their just dreams , Just a second "Hello, yeah yeah" It's homosexuality and it's for
you?
Beans *gibberish* Beans *gibberish* if you get any skinnier I'm going to throw up
So now with 3 night lights, that'll covers me to go out so
Better
No
That's okay, that's okay, That's okay , you're doing great , look at you , you're a rock
Right back at her?
Right back at her
Tell me that doesn't feel good
No
13, 14 ,15 time! Wanna go for 20?
Next category icons Liza, Babs and Liz taylor
Hold on just wait a second wait a second, hold on, go back to tweezing
That's why someday apes could take over the world , know what i mean?
Say more about that
Said some new things to me
Well if you want to discuss it some more
NO, no more discussing , thank you, you were right and I'm seeing a woman now, one woman.
You said to figure things out due time, you were right , you're a good man oh and the plant
I'm sorry , I didn't know I'm a little bit of freak
Not to worry
Okay, thanks doc
I'm down with one night light
Today i ate a whole chicken breast
She's been real nice lately
I saw four in that cartoon , you know the ninjas? and it was okay, Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you man
Thank you
Thank you
It's all good
Doctor Stern , Oh Doctor I was hoping to hear from you again and mind if put you on speaker?
Well i thought i try you again because i was hoping you might pass on with what you learn about
handling patients , I mean whatever would be convenient for you , Doctor Stern? er Doctor
Stern?
How's right now?
Kampaitube's Review
If you're wondering whether it's Hugo "Hurley" Reyes from Lost in the video(0:55), yes he is.
Both video and audio quality are superb! It's an Oscar nominated short anyway =)
This video was definitely sad and enlightening at the same time. The video started out with Doctor Stern, being a pure meanie and cold towards people. We can tell that his patients are obviously running out of patience due the way he treats them. He purposely drags the sessions week after week and the result is pretty much actually the same and all he will answer them is ''All in due time".
The Climax of the short came in right after the half, Doctor Stern took a turn of his life around, tried smoking and watching the television, he doesn't even sleep properly and of course, he finally gets brutally honest with his patients! :O We can see ourselves smiling when he really took the extra mile by helping his patients facing their problems with more than just words! Isn't it heartwarming to see the patients coming back to thank him? :)
"Robpearlstein"(click image above) uploaded this video and his also the producer of it, his other video "Matumbo Goldberg" is worth watching for it's short humor but be warned that it's a little vulgar. You can also get further info about this short "Our time is up" here!
Is our time up? we hope not! :D
Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Fuzzywuzzy.
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