Spongebob in China










Are you ready kids? Aye, aye honorable chairman.
I can't hear you.. Ai ai!

O ~~ Who lives in a *gibberish* on the sea floor. Spongebob Squarepants!
Who loves brainwashing and always wants more? Spongebob Squarepants!
Strong chinese army something you wish. Spongebob Squarepants!

Then stop asking questions and get back to work!

Ah.. What a wonderful Sunday morning in our glorious peoples republic. Better check my mandatory government calendar.. I wonder what I get to do today.

Oh, goody! I get to go to work again!

Good morning tanks!
Good morning great wall!
Good morning more tanks!

Greetings Patrick! You better get moving if you were to get to the factory on time!

I'm not going to work today.

wh..whh.whaa..whatt..??

I have decided to take the day .. OFF.

Day off? You must be pulling my leg! Stop making humor before one sees you, fool!

You ARE fool! I have used google to learn western customs of leisure time, toilet break and actually being paid.

HM?

Ahahahahah... I did not find those things when I searched Chinese google.

Use your head. Only soul crushing labor can we provide the west affordable products,like nike shoes, electronic dart board, dirt bike, soft puppet, various rubber dog poop. GAP CLOTHING, LEATHER HAND BAGS, COMPUTER CHIPS, AMERICAN FLAGS, BASEBALL AND EVERYTHING AT WAL MART!

But spongebob squarepants, don't you dream of a world where we can actually afford to buy the various rubber dog poop we make?

HMM?

Oh no! Now you have dreams too!?

I'm just trying to exercise my freedom of speech.

Oh.. i wished you hadn't said that.

uh... fish sticks.


Kampaitube's Review

The video and audio quality are fine :)

Spongebob squarepants! Who wouldn't know this very famous cartoon character around the world? Even if you didn't watch any of the episodes before, you would've probably heard about this ridiculously funny character :) But here's the best part, the parody is just not on the cartoon but also on the China government :P

Although not completely true, this parody pretty much cover up what China do most of the time, busy making the best out of their time. Notice before Spongebob turns the calendar, it says "Don't have baby" on the Saturday page :P There are arguments over this video but honestly speaking, we really hope people are open enough for a light joke like this one :)



"boomchicago" (click image above) posted up this video and also produced this video. Apparently their other videos didn't really work out because the joke was a little too corny :( but you can still check this "superman, the movie outtakes", it's so-so.






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - The Scary Movie.




VFS - Piece of Mind








KampaiTube's Review

The video quality is a little below decent but the audio quality is just fine :)

For those who has been following KT, they should know this isn't the first VFS (Vancouver Film School) video we've posted. We liked this one too because it has definitely one of the best animation around, even the producer spent so much effort into the introduction of this video :)

Second, the creativity is also thumbs up :) for those of you who's isn't sure exactly what's going on in the video, basically the guy's mind is obsessed with the Rubik's cube hence that little box following wherever he goes, the other stuffs are just to make the video pretty (like the marbles rolling on the floor etc.) But there are a few comments saying that the video shakes/jerks a little too much, I thought it was perfectly fine :)



"VancouverFilmSchool"(click image above) posted this video and Ori Benshabat produced this video. The audio is created by VFS sound design program student, Colin Janz.






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - Roxxorloops.





Rent a person






Kampaitube's Review

The video quality is decent and so is the audio quality ;)

Remember this setting and style of filming? For those of you who has been with Kampaitube all the way till now, you probably remember this video from the previous one "Validation", about a guy who validates tickets and make people's lives happy!

Kurt Kuenne (Director/writer/composer) has put more musical element in this one compared to validation although i have to say the main character has to work more on his singing, but i guess they're just getting the most they can out of him ;P The humor is just nice and it didn't affect the video's romance :)



"hughnewman1024" (Click image above) posted up this video and Kurt Kuenne produced it. This film Won the audience award of 2004 Cinequest, MethodFest, Marco Island Film Festival and Dam Short Film Festival.


Want a mint? :P






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - FuzzyWuzzy.






Dramatic Look








Kampaitube's Review

The video quality is rather pixelated but the audio quality is just fine ;)

Initially this video was known as the dramatic hamster, but due to many attacks from viewers that it's not a hamster but a prairie dog i guess the uploader decide to be neutral and change it's name to "dramatic look" :P

So what's with this 5 seconds video? Well its the infamous look of this prairie dog! (The video is not edited besides going closer up to it) The video is actually extracted from this japanese game show, you can watch it from here! Watch 0:10-0:15 and you will get the exact part of extracted video just without the words :P



"Magnets99" posted up this video but sadly, it is "magnets99" did not reveal whether he/she produced it or where he/she found it :(






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - This is Jeff Dunham.

Where the hell is Matt? (2008)








Kampaitube's Review

The video quality is bad but the audio quality is decent :)

Matt, a dancing man (whether you find it idiotic or simply fine) that dances around the world. It started out with just him dancing alone through several countries, but as he goes different countries, more and more people joined the fun!

The unity and the fun we see in the people's face that joined him so willingly and cooperatively along with the beautiful backdrop really put a smile on my face :) We truly wonder what God can make when we really snap out of our busy lives and enjoy beautiful work from God :) Matt took 14 months to finish this video and travelled 42 countries!



"mattharding2718" (click image above) posted up this video and also produced this video. If you really like to know more about Matt, click here :)


Where the heaven? :P






Kampaitube's Rating : 8/10 - FuzzyWuzzy.



Zombie turtle kid










Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend dress as zombie, Johnathan you're looking

good Johnathan you got an awesome face paint job, what do you think?

I like turtles

Alright, you're a great zombie, good time here at the Waterfront Village for the next 11 days


Kampaitube's Review

The video quality is quite bad but the audio quality is on a decent level :)

A 17 seconds video, almost 11 million views and 32k 5 stars rating, what is it really about? Well its about this infamous boy known as the zombie turtle kid :) Right here we see this boy standing there nervously, looking all lost and confused as the lady speaks so fast he probably wasn't even listening to what she's saying and when the question was thrown about his paint job on the face, all he could think of is how much he likes turtles :O

Thing is, its the way he says it, the way he answered so calmly got me so cracked up I laughed in tears every time i watch this video, heck even the reporter couldn't hold back her laughter right after he answered the question. But i guess all kids have their embarrassing moments of their lives, Johnathan has almost 11 million people to remember his with him :P



"3mediapro" (click image above) posted up this video but the video footage is from a tv station. Btw, this person made a very good "remix" out of this video which is quite hillarious, check it out!


I like turtles :D






Kampaitube's Rating : 7.5/10 - This is the funniest.