Eddie Izzard - Death Star Canteen


For that must have been a death star canteen yeah, there must have been a cafeteria downstairs.

In between battles where darth Vader just chill and go down,

"I'll have the pe
nne arrabiata"

"You'll need a tray"

"Do you know who i am?"


"Do you know who I am?"

"This is not a game of who the **** are you, for I am vader, darth Vader, Lord Vader, I can kill you with a single thought."

"Well you'll still need a tray"

"No i will not need a tray, I do not need a tray to kill you..I can kill you w
ithout a tray with the power of the force which is strong within me even though i could kill you with a tray if i so wish, for i will hack your neck with the thin bid until the blood flow upon the canteen"

"Now the food is hot, you'll need a tray to put on"

"OH I see the food is hot, I'm sorry I did not realize haha..ah haha..Oh tray for the..yes I thought you were challen
ging me to a fight to the death"

"fight to a death? I..this is canteen..I work here"

"Yes but i'm Vader, I'm Lord vader? Everyone challenges me to a fight to a death. Lord Darth Vader? I'm Darth vader? Lor
d Sir lord vader? Sir Lord Darth vader? Lord Darth sir Lord, Lord vader of chim? Sir Lord bound vaderham? The death star? I run the death star?"

"What's a death star?"

"This is the death star, you're in the death star, I run this star"


"This is a star?"

"This is a ******* star, i r
un it, I'm your boss"

"You're Mister
Stevens?"

"No I'm, who's mister stevens?"

"His head of catering"

"I'm not head of catering, I am vader I can kill catering with the force"

"wha?"

"I can kill you all, I can kill me with the forc
e, Just **** I'll get a tray, **** it. This one is wet and this one is wet and this one is wet. This one is wet this one is wet. Did you dry this in a rainforest? Why..with the power of the deathstar we do not have a tray that is ******* dry I do not- No no no, i was here first"

"You'll have to follow the queue if you wa
nt food, erm can i have a..oh penne arrabiata be very nice..''

"no no no, do you know who I am?"

"That's Jeff vader that is"

"I'm not Jeff vader, I'm darth vader. What jeff vader runs the death star? No Jeff..NO i run the
deathstar.."

"you Jeff v
ader?"

"No I'm darth Vader"

"OH you're his brother, can
you get his autograph?"

"I can't get his..No I'm Jeff..alright im Jeff vader"

"can i have your autograph?"

"NO **** off, or i'll kill you with a tray , give me penne arrabiata or you'll shall die and you and everyone in this canteen, death by tray it shall be"



KampaiTube's Review

The video quality is good because its actually a self made Lego video over the original video from the stand up comedian Eddie Izzard and the audio is satisfying too :)

Star wars, who doesn't know it? Yup I know some of you reading this will get a little mad for me to say that because some of you actually DON'T watch it. :P But even so, this video gave you a good laugh right? That's why we knew this video is assuredly good enough for everyone to watch and definitely laugh seeing how Darth Vader's underlings doesn't know who he is. :P

The humor really comes from how Darth Vader reacts and embarrass himself when he's talking to someone as ordinary as a worker from the canteen!




"Thorn2200" did not claim that he officially made the 'lego video' for this, but you can get more from his channel of the same lego video style. Eddie Izzard is the one telling the joke in this video and you can watch the original video here.


"Death by tray it shall be" :D





KampaiTube's Rating : 8/10 - This is Jeff Dunham.


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